Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Have you met me?

No, not yet.

 

[SWR101]

Ok ok ok … no more letterkenny gifs

 

[SWR101]

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It’s an underrated strategy…

 

[UnquietDreams]

No, not yet.

Also, Shoresy, not Letterkenny.

 

[__Nathan1968]

 

[Silver_Arrow]

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I saw one of them tik toks where a woman left her husband because he was deliberately overtightening EVERY jar lid in the entire kitchen on purpose.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

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Literally every time I say thanks for opening the jar... Husband goes "gotta make sure you keep me around for something"

 

[SWR101]

Literally every time I say thanks for opening the jar... Husband goes "gotta make sure you keep me around for something"

See? WORKS!

 

[UnquietDreams]

See? WORKS!

Until it doesn't...

 

[Secretintoelderly]

Good lord, I'm beginning to feel useless

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

See? WORKS!

Until it doesn't...

I didn't want to scare him so I haven't told him I learned recently that I can open it myself by hitting the bottom

 

[crazychemgirl]

I just hit the lid with a knife and I’ve NEVER not been able to open my own jar …


Suck on THAT dick bags

 

[SWR101]

I didn't want to scare him so I haven't told him I learned recently that I can open it myself by hitting the bottom

Keep that man’s innocence intact!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I just hit the kid with a knife and I’ve NEVER not been able to open my own jar …


Suck on THAT dick bags

Dick bags? I have concerns

 

[SWR101]

I just hit the kid with a knife and I’ve NEVER not been able to open my own jar …


Suck on THAT dick bags

violence against children? For shame…

 

[crazychemgirl]

Worst possible time to have a typo

 

[SWR101]

Worst possible time to have a typo

No, worst possible time and place to have one

 

[UnquietDreams]

I didn't want to scare him so I haven't told him I learned recently that I can open it myself by hitting the bottom

I am partial to opening by hitting the bottom as well...

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Worst possible time to have a typo

It made sense to me. Cause if you hit a kid with a knife, they would send you to jail, and you never need to open jars in jail

 

[UnquietDreams]

Worst possible time to have a typo

Or the best.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I am partial to opening by hitting the bottom as well...

I see what you did there

 

[UnquietDreams]

Dick bags? I have concerns

Scrotum?

 

[crazychemgirl]

It made sense to me. Cause my grasp of the English language typo is professional level.

FIFY

 

[UnquietDreams]

It made sense to me. Cause if you hit a kid with a knife, they would send you to jail, and you never need to open jars in jail

Unless you end up working the kitchen.

Um...so I am told.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Scrotum?

Or like a dude with foreskin pulling it out and making a cup out of it