Sex & Shenanigans

I love this. My ex and kid live on Hallmark streaming in December. When I was still there, I was often kicked out of the house for laughing too loud for them. Also, I started writing scripts for them as well. Now my ex is thinking about moving to a small town on Mt. Shasta, which started "A college professor, fleeing a bad divorce to a ne'er-do-well mayor, comes to a small town for a new start. Can she find love with a 1) lumberjack; 2) pig farmer, where only neat, smart pigs show up on screen, maybe wearing hats; or 3) a man trying to save his family's gingerbread store?"
 
I drink warm chai lattes all of the time. In fact, I am drinking one now.

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I love my Chinese grocery folks. Xian always has some long cut vanilla infused chai which he knows is my favorite. He calls me when the water chestnuts come in before they get snatched up....the catch? He's got it bad for my Polynesian wife. He won't cross a line and she's very well aware...and shamelessly flirts to get the discount. He always asks about her health and I fill him in. "She". Not her name. Not her relationship...he knows I know. "How she?" I'll tell her you said hello Xian.
 
I love my Chinese grocery folks. Xian always has some long cut vanilla infused chai which he knows is my favorite. He calls me when the water chestnuts come in before they get snatched up....the catch? He's got it bad for my Polynesian wife. He won't cross a line and she's very well aware...and shamelessly flirts to get the discount. He always asks about her health and I fill him in. "She". Not her name. Not her relationship...he knows I know. "How she?" I'll tell her you said hello Xian.
I dated a woman from India, and I think her grandmother liked me more than she did. Made the best stove top chai ever.
 
I love my Chinese grocery folks. Xian always has some long cut vanilla infused chai which he knows is my favorite. He calls me when the water chestnuts come in before they get snatched up....the catch? He's got it bad for my Polynesian wife. He won't cross a line and she's very well aware...and shamelessly flirts to get the discount. He always asks about her health and I fill him in. "She". Not her name. Not her relationship...he knows I know. "How she?" I'll tell her you said hello Xian.
Oh man, I get this, you have no idea how much i get this 😂
 
I love this. My ex and kid live on Hallmark streaming in December. When I was still there, I was often kicked out of the house for laughing too loud for them. Also, I started writing scripts for them as well. Now my ex is thinking about moving to a small town on Mt. Shasta, which started "A college professor, fleeing a bad divorce to a ne'er-do-well mayor, comes to a small town for a new start. Can she find love with a 1) lumberjack; 2) pig farmer, where only neat, smart pigs show up on screen, maybe wearing hats; or 3) a man trying to save his family's gingerbread store?"
I pick 1!
 
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