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PrettyLilPussy19 said:
A got the giggles during my morning wank. (Not to imply I have time to finger bang myself every morning but this morning the mood struck and I had time!)

So I get comfy and look for the right video (you know the search for the right video - not too long, not too shirt, not to fake, a little kinky and a lot sexy.)

I found a video of a dirty talking British couple endulging in my particular flavor of filth (Side note - why is it so hard to find good dirty talk in porn? Especially from men. Get on that porn industry.)

The proceeded with all the fifth of amateur porn creators AND all the politeness of a nice British family.

Her: Are you going to fuck me like a dirty whore?
Him: Yes definitely!
Her: Are you going to fill my fanny with cum?
Him: Yes definitely!
Her: You like making your baby girl cum all over your cock?
Him: OH yes definitely!

After the sixth or seventh "Oh yes! Definitely!" I had to giggle. He was enjoying himself SO much his brain could only think of one phrase.

Did I still cum? Oh yes definitely. 😏
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It’s the “fill my fanny” that would have started me giggling 🤭
 
So my work schedule has recently changed (largely for the better) which has allowed me some more time during the week to spend on some self improvement activities. One of those things is more scheduled exercise (more of a way to get out of my head and into my body IYKYK) and since I live in the deepest parts of the South and an afternoon stroll would literally be deadly this time of year, I've taken up a little at home yoga class.🧘‍♀️ And I promise I won't be one of those people who talk endlessly about their exercise routine (bc generally I find that a little dull) BUT I do enjoy it. It's been nice to see little improvements. I feel more flexible. I feel stronger. And some of those poses definitely make me feel sexier (face down, ass up? C'mon!) 🤷‍♀️

The instructor is a deliciously thicc girl with purple hair and distracting tits. She's got a voice that purrs and an ass that serves. 🥵

So yeah, I love yoga now? 😆
 
PrettyLilPussy19 said:
So my work schedule has recently changed (largely for the better) which has allowed me some more time during the week to spend on some self improvement activities. One of those things is more scheduled exercise (more of a way to get out of my head and into my body IYKYK) and since I live in the deepest parts of the South and an afternoon stroll would literally be deadly this time of year, I've taken up a little at home yoga class.🧘‍♀️ And I promise I won't be one of those people who talk endlessly about their exercise routine (bc generally I find that a little dull) BUT I do enjoy it. It's been nice to see little improvements. I feel more flexible. I feel stronger. And some of those poses definitely make me feel sexier (face down, ass up? C'mon!) 🤷‍♀️

The instructor is a deliciously thicc girl with purple hair and distracting tits. She's got a voice that purrs and an ass that serves. 🥵

So yeah, I love yoga now? 😆
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Downward facing dog anyone
 
PrettyLilPussy19 said:
So my work schedule has recently changed (largely for the better) which has allowed me some more time during the week to spend on some self improvement activities. One of those things is more scheduled exercise (more of a way to get out of my head and into my body IYKYK) and since I live in the deepest parts of the South and an afternoon stroll would literally be deadly this time of year, I've taken up a little at home yoga class.🧘‍♀️ And I promise I won't be one of those people who talk endlessly about their exercise routine (bc generally I find that a little dull) BUT I do enjoy it. It's been nice to see little improvements. I feel more flexible. I feel stronger. And some of those poses definitely make me feel sexier (face down, ass up? C'mon!) 🤷‍♀️

The instructor is a deliciously thicc girl with purple hair and distracting tits. She's got a voice that purrs and an ass that serves. 🥵

So yeah, I love yoga now? 😆
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Violet hair, distracting tits, nice ass...did I teach a yoga class and forget about it???
 
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