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PrettyLilPussy19 said:
Now that we are in August I'm taking a moment to reflect on the absolute shit show that Juky was (for me anyway). Definitely more lows that highs but the highs almost always came as a result of the lows.

Example -
Low - Death in the family / funeral
High - Southern funeral food and a life changing mac n cheese

Sometimes we have to find the silver lining even if it kills us. Fingers crossed for a significantly better August.

Anyway that was my ramble. Random silliness and smut to follow for anyone that likes that sort of thing. 😎
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I was just thinking about you yesterday.🌷
Maybe my thoughts are more powerful than I realized.🤔😁
I'm so sorry for your loss and that July was so shitty.🫂
I'm really happy to see you back. 🩷

PrettyLilPussy19 said:
https://64.media.tumblr.com/329304f98a1ed8afd857d84e25faa85e/d8d2226832a89e0a-b3/s1280x1920/c149c87ddd118e3523d4dc4b18aa77700c23b63f.jpg
Why not both? <pout>
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A Jiffy Lube near us has "Live. Laugh. Lube." on its sign.

PrettyLilPussy19 said:
https://64.media.tumblr.com/e2bb4e236342f40ab008d52d8afbc7ab/86ec2f39fe07c21c-7b/s640x960/d6f3d1dc6ddcb432126062740d8ca82b2748a5c7.jpg
Why does she look like she'd be an amazing kisser?
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I think it's those beautiful lips. They look so full and soft.
 
RosewoodTulip said:
Definitely here for silliness and smut and you are my favourite purveyor of both 😍

I'm so sorry July was so crap lovely. It's good to have you back ❤️
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hotwords229_A said:
Hoping for a better month for you, PLP. ❤️
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sallysparrow23 said:
So sorry for your loss but happy to see you here. ❤️
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AngelicaS1780 said:
I was just thinking about you yesterday.🌷
Maybe my thoughts are more powerful than I realized.🤔😁
I'm so sorry for your loss and that July was so shitty.🫂
I'm really happy to see you back. 🩷
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With all your powers combined!!
August has no chance of being bad. ;) thanks yall
 
A got the giggles during my morning wank. (Not to imply I have time to finger bang myself every morning but this morning the mood struck and I had time!)

So I get comfy and look for the right video (you know the search for the right video - not too long, not too shirt, not to fake, a little kinky and a lot sexy.)

I found a video of a dirty talking British couple endulging in my particular flavor of filth (Side note - why is it so hard to find good dirty talk in porn? Especially from men. Get on that porn industry.)

The proceeded with all the fifth of amateur porn creators AND all the politeness of a nice British family.

Her: Are you going to fuck me like a dirty whore?
Him: Yes definitely!
Her: Are you going to fill my fanny with cum?
Him: Yes definitely!
Her: You like making your baby girl cum all over your cock?
Him: OH yes definitely!

After the sixth or seventh "Oh yes! Definitely!" I had to giggle. He was enjoying himself SO much his brain could only think of one phrase.

Did I still cum? Oh yes definitely. 😏
 
PrettyLilPussy19 said:
Now that we are in August I'm taking a moment to reflect on the absolute shit show that Juky was (for me anyway). Definitely more lows that highs but the highs almost always came as a result of the lows.

Example -
Low - Death in the family / funeral
High - Southern funeral food and a life changing mac n cheese

Sometimes we have to find the silver lining even if it kills us. Fingers crossed for a significantly better August.

Anyway that was my ramble. Random silliness and smut to follow for anyone that likes that sort of thing. 😎
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Very sorry you've had such a horrid month. I hope you've come out of it okay and that your August is better than your July. And it's wonderful to see you back here. You've been missed. 🫂
 
PrettyLilPussy19 said:
A got the giggles during my morning wank. (Not to imply I have time to finger bang myself every morning but this morning the mood struck and I had time!)

So I get comfy and look for the right video (you know the search for the right video - not too long, not too shirt, not to fake, a little kinky and a lot sexy.)

I found a video of a dirty talking British couple endulging in my particular flavor of filth (Side note - why is it so hard to find good dirty talk in porn? Especially from men. Get on that porn industry.)

The proceeded with all the fifth of amateur porn creators AND all the politeness of a nice British family.

Her: Are you going to fuck me like a dirty whore?
Him: Yes definitely!
Her: Are you going to fill my fanny with cum?
Him: Yes definitely!
Her: You like making your baby girl cum all over your cock?
Him: OH yes definitely!

After the sixth or seventh "Oh yes! Definitely!" I had to giggle. He was enjoying himself SO much his brain could only think of one phrase.

Did I still cum? Oh yes definitely. 😏
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That was certainly a definitive comment, PLP.
 
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