Sex & Shenanigans

[MindYaBitness]

Pics or it didn’t happen

This is not the sexy kind, though I do have a closet full of those. Watch for pics in 6-8 weeks

 

[SWR101]

This is not the sexy kind, though I do have a closet full of those. Watch for pics in 6-8 weeks

Sorry to hear about the current one, but look forward to the rest. Thanks, luv

 

[MindYaBitness]

Sorry to hear about the current one, but look forward to the rest. Thanks, luv

It's one of those things that must be tolerated. It's obnoxious, and uncomfortable, but my quality of life for the next 50+ years will be greatly improved, so it's definitely worth it

 

[SWR101]

It's one of those things that must be tolerated. It's obnoxious, and uncomfortable, but my quality of life for the next 50+ years will be greatly improved, so it's definitely worth it

I know the feeling, been there at least in one way or another. Get better soon!

 

[dawn_of_night]

For the record: I dont remember 5 minutes ago, I'm high AF on morphine...I have no idea what I laughed at.

Hey girl hey

 

[dawn_of_night]

The last time I was on morphine, the drug they gave me for the nausea from it reacted...badly with me. My skin felt like it was trying to get up and walk off on its own. I felt it crawling on me. With a dislocated kneecap, I still tried to get up and walk away.

I hate it when my skin touches me....
It's the worst feeling ever...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I should regale you with the sexy pillow talk @Lmizzler got last night. Mmm, the interesting world echinoderms & prehistoric agriculture...some guys like a lady who can talk nerdy

You say this as if I think nerdy is a bad thing

 

[MindYaBitness]

You say this as if I think nerdy is a bad thing

Lol, no, I was just teasing. One of the best things about you is that you can meet my inner nerd head on!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

This is not the sexy kind, though I do have a closet full of those. Watch for pics in 6-8 weeks

Oh man I can't fucking wait for February 12-April 12

 

[vagrantx]

Watch for pics in 6-8 weeks

Oh man I can't fucking wait for February 12-April 12

Wh...what date do you think it is today? Uh, quickly, who's the president? Someone check his pupils!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Da fuq they think “life sized” means?

 

[SWR101]

Wh...what date do you think it is today? Uh, quickly, who's the president? Someone check his pupils!

Ronald Reagan? THE ACTOR?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Wh...what date do you think it is today? Uh, quickly, who's the president? Someone check his pupils!

The tequila won and I read 6-8 months. I am going to go get a water. Genuinely, thank you for checking me on this

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Ronald Reagan? THE ACTOR?

Lol, nice try it's Kamala

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Da fuq they think “life sized” means?

It doesn't say "Life size for a chicken." Horses are alive, so...

 

[MindYaBitness]

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Da fuq they think “life sized” means?

I need this!!!

 

[dawn_of_night]

It doesn't say "Life size for a chicken." Horses are alive, so...

So?
Ride a chicken save a cock?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I need this!!!

I want a chariot, pulled by six of these.

 

[MindYaBitness]

So?
Ride a chicken save a cock?

Please, please, I beg you, have ChatGBT write this song!

 

[dawn_of_night]

I want a chariot, pulled by six of these.

So... Is that 6 life size chickens... Or 6 @MindYaBitness eese

 

[dawn_of_night]

Please, please, I beg you, have ChatGBT write this song!

Babe, I'd do anything for you, but I don't know how to do that....

 

[UnquietDreams]

Please, please, I beg you, have ChatGBT write this song!

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[OrdinaryPerson]

Shhhh, people think you and @Indie are the couple…….

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I don't understand. I thought I was going to Vegas with @Indie?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I don't understand. I thought I was going to Vegas with @Indie?

Does anyone love that town more than you? It might just be Tig, which is ironic considering the likes

 

[MindYaBitness]

Does anyone love that town more than you? It might just be Tig, which is ironic considering the likes

I love Vegas, for the food & pools, not much of a gambler. I will never not try to get laid on the Cosmo balcony. Never!!!!
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