Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

Because golden penis trophies weren’t socially acceptable when the Oscars were conceived?

Bette Davis said the backside looked like her husband's whose name was Harmon Oscar.

 

[vagrantx]

But... why a golden beetle?

https://i.ibb.co/cJ8RZKd/image.png

 

[vagrantx]

Well, I would go with him, but all opinions are equally valid.

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In which show? He's amazing in Lost, and he's alright in that show about demons and priests and what-not, but Lost was before Joffrey and his others shows can't hold a candle to The Boys

 

[UnquietDreams]

But... why a golden beetle?

Why NOT a Golden Beetle.

(And I say that as someone who won an Emmy. Not that I ever got a part of it or anything...)

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://i.ibb.co/cJ8RZKd/image.png

I will repeat: oh, how I love you...

 

[vagrantx]

(And I say that as someone who won an Emmy. Not that I ever got a part of it or anything...)

I'd love for this to be like a story about how you won a bid at a livestock show or something and forgot to bring the cow home.

 

[UnquietDreams]

In which show? He's amazing in Lost, and he's alright in that show about demons and priests and what-not, but Lost was before Joffrey and his others shows can't hold a candle to The Boys

1) I disagree about the quality of The Boys
2) Isn't it nice that there are things we disagree on? Well, doesn't it at least make it less scary?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'd love for this to be like a story about how you won a bid at a livestock show or something and forgot to bring the cow home.

Nope, I acted, directed, edited, and produced part of a project that won an Emmy in 2010. I put it on my resume...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Nope, I acted, directed, edited, and produced part of a project that won an Emmy in 2010. I put it on my resume...

Wait a minute.... Was there a dildo involved???

 

[UnquietDreams]

Wait a minute.... Was there a dildo involved???

Perhaps...

 

[BrendaBear]

Wait a minute.... Was there a dildo involved???

Does it even count if there was no dildo?

 

[vagrantx]

1) I disagree about the quality of The Boys

https://y.yarn.co/6d09da36-7ae9-4aa1-b5ae-173da4298129_text.gif

2) Isn't it nice that there are things we disagree on? Well, doesn't it at least make it less scary?

Oh yeah that's a fair point. Now people'll be able to tell us apart!

Nope, I acted, directed, edited, and produced part of a project that won an Emmy in 2010. I put it on my resume...

Well that's just fucking incredible And I'm so sorry you got snubbed for the award...

Here, I made this for you!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Does it even count if there was no dildo?

“It” is doing a lot of work here.

 

[Amanda330]

https://y.yarn.co/6d09da36-7ae9-4aa1-b5ae-173da4298129_text.gif

Oh yeah that's a fair point. Now people'll be able to tell us apart!


Well that's just fucking incredible And I'm so sorry you got snubbed for the award...

Here, I made this for you!

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Omg this is amazing!

 

[BrendaBear]

Here, I made this for you!

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I was wondering if one of the hands was giving them the finger…. Hard to tell…

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://y.yarn.co/6d09da36-7ae9-4aa1-b5ae-173da4298129_text.gif

Oh yeah that's a fair point. Now people'll be able to tell us apart!


Well that's just fucking incredible And I'm so sorry you got snubbed for the award...

Here, I made this for you!

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Well, I was one of many people...heh. I earned 1/208th of the Emmy. I asked for a piece, but they did not send it to me.

And: Oh how I love you...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

https://y.yarn.co/6d09da36-7ae9-4aa1-b5ae-173da4298129_text.gif

Oh yeah that's a fair point. Now people'll be able to tell us apart!


Well that's just fucking incredible And I'm so sorry you got snubbed for the award...

Here, I made this for you!

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This is amazing. Not even gonna make a swipe at the golden globes.

 

[vagrantx]

I was wondering if one of the hands was giving them the finger…. Hard to tell…

Yeah like I have the skill or mental acuity to draw fingers

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Well, I was one of many people...heh. I earned 1/208th of the Emmy. I asked for a piece, but they did not send it to me.

Fuckers.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I love you Kitty.

Back atcha, monkey man!

Well, I would go with him, but all opinions are equally valid.

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Sooo damn good! Chillingly, pragmatically, unassumingly evil.
I would say Giancarlo Esposito in Revolution might be a close second for me, but the rest of the show wasn’t nearly as good as Lost.

In which show? He's amazing in Lost, and he's alright in that show about demons and priests and what-not, but Lost was before Joffrey and his others shows can't hold a candle to The Boys

That show was called Evil, but yeah, he was better in Lost.

 

[Ricardus]

But... why a golden beetle?

That doesn’t look like a beetle to me? Is it just me?

No, I agree. Apparently each one's a unique original work.

I read Wikipedia, so you don't have to:

An inscription of the name of the award's winner, and the category in question, is glued to the underside of the beetle.[2] The following text is engraved under the abdomens of each beetle: "Guldbaggen: comic, tragic, bizarre, outstanding - as the film's contrast-rich world. Its shimmering flight - operating filmstrip". All beetles are similar and yet different and unique works of art.

Etymology​

Guldbagge is the Swedish name for Cetonia aurata, a beetle also known as rose chafer.[7] Karl Axel Pehrson gave the following description of why he chose a rose chafer beetle as his inspiration when designing the award: "The rose chafer likes to fly in the summer sunshine. It shimmers much like a film strip as it flies by. Something about its behaviour and its way of living can be likened to that of film."

 

[Amanda330]

No, I agree. Apparently each one's a unique original work.

I read Wikipedia, so you don't have to:

But... you're making us read it?

 

[vagrantx]

I earned 1/208th of the Emmy. I asked for a piece, but they did not send it to me.

https://imgur.com/a/jp2TrMO

 

[Ricardus]

But... you're making us read it?

I can lead you to the limpid waters of truth, but I cannot make you drink. Of course, if you're asking me to read it to you, I suppose that could be arranged.

Also, I read all the other stuff to find the relevant bit

 

[Amanda330]

https://imgur.com/a/jp2TrMO

That's probably too big to be 1/208?