Sex & Shenanigans

[Qky75]

Is that a euphemism?

It's an epic fail I let her see

 

[Amanda330]

@Kitty_so_frisky butter.... @Amanda330 butter... @lavendersilk butter......

Shit I'm digging a hole here.... Just ...all y'all other butters

This kind of grosses me out. Ngl.

Are you grinding me up into butter or what? What is Amanda butter *made of*???

 

[Mrtenant]

It's an epic fail I let her see

Shoulda gone with the starfish?

 

[Qky75]

This kind of grosses me out. Ngl.

Are you grinding me up into butter or what? What is Amanda butter *made of*???

It's Tenants fault talking about spreadable lmao

 

[UnquietDreams]

This kind of grosses me out. Ngl.

Are you grinding me up into butter or what? What is Amanda butter *made of*???

Okay, I will paraphrase myself from another thread: Well, @Qky75 ? I am kind of interested in the answer.

 

[vagrantx]

This kind of grosses me out. Ngl.

Are you grinding me up into butter or what? What is Amanda butter *made of*???

https://media1.tenor.com/m/5xqFHi0bcTAAAAAd/homelander-milk.gif

(give this man a fcking oscar already)

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Galvanized rubber and the blood of my enemies?

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

This kind of grosses me out. Ngl.

Are you grinding me up into butter or what? What is Amanda butter *made of*???

I'm not even going to post the gif that this originally turned up in my brain.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Wanna see my treasure?
https://media4.giphy.com/media/TSXmr3H8Ma7W1EtOeZ/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952ia27sq184dbloe2mxv89mg7gcmqjurckjoc45cp5&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Yes.

 

[Amanda330]

I'm not even going to post the gif that this originally turned up in my brain.

But now I'm curious.

 

[UnquietDreams]

 

[Mrtenant]

It's Tenants fault talking about spreadable lmao

Oh yea, I'm the butterfucker now. Rigggght

 

[dawn_of_night]

No, you specialize in hot coffee, sweetheart.

Ooh. It's not a blanket position...
Got it.

 

[vagrantx]

I don't get it

 

[Qky75]

Okay, I will paraphrase myself from another thread: Well, @Qky75 ? I am kind of interested in the answer.

Fuck fuck fuck.... Consults appendex B of Charming Things To Say To Women: .....ah yes page 4357..... What to do when you done fucked up and she's grossed out: what?!? "Shit out of luck pal?!?!? "

 

[Azuldrgon]

@Kitty_so_frisky butter.... @Amanda330 butter... @lavendersilk butter......

Shit I'm digging a hole here.... Just ...all y'all other butters

So you're saying that all three of them are smooth and delightful like butter.
Sounds like a metaphor.
I get it.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

But now I'm curious.

Fine, but you made me do it.

https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdTI5ODZ1bjE3Mjd6N2ZxeWRjaGdqOG1peGQwODU1Z29laHI1d3BpOCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/3oEjHMURe9Te9XQf3q/giphy.webp

 

[UnquietDreams]

I don't get it

 

[UnquietDreams]

So you're saying that all three of them are smooth and delightful like butter.
Sounds like a metaphor.
I get it.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I don't get it

Technically correct is the best kind of correct,

But it doesn’t win on Jeopardy.?

 

[vagrantx]

Fine, but you made me do it.

https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdTI5ODZ1bjE3Mjd6N2ZxeWRjaGdqOG1peGQwODU1Z29laHI1d3BpOCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/3oEjHMURe9Te9XQf3q/giphy.webp

soylent red? yellow?
no, delicious soylent green.
it's healthy. promise.

 

[vagrantx]

Technically correct is the best kind of correct,

But it doesn’t win on Jeopardy.?

Oh I never watched it

 

[Amanda330]

https://media0.giphy.com/media/QU3YSdsm2dkLJ2bb0E/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952tjrsj4vtbv9w8osfdwyux7e0fjmq48eeunbp9ruw&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[UnquietDreams]

Oh I never watched it

I did. A lot. For decades.

I still didn't get it.

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://media0.giphy.com/media/QU3YSdsm2dkLJ2bb0E/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952tjrsj4vtbv9w8osfdwyux7e0fjmq48eeunbp9ruw&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

So, tell me about Firefly...