Sex & Shenanigans

[Ricardus]

Some people are looking for assholes and some are assholes but I avoid them all the same.

The ones looking for them (or perhaps only one of them), or just those looking for photos of them?

 

[Qky75]

Butter made from churning duct tape.

Spot on

 

[Mrtenant]

Some people are looking for assholes and some are assholes but I avoid them all the same.

Except for me

 

[Ricardus]

Adhesive that....spreads like butter (for Vagrant's clarification) that seals the connections together in ventilation ductwork. HVAC lingo

Oh, I see. I was thinking that was a typo, but I learned something interesting. Thanks!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Except for me

I told a guy once, "I'd call you 'an asshole,' but at least an asshole is useful."

 

[Photog1rl]

The ones looking for them (or perhaps only one of them), or just those looking for photos of them?

I don't care if someone wants to see an asshole but if they are an asshole, I’ll pass.

 

[Qky75]

I don't care if someone wants to see an asshole but if they are an asshole, I’ll pass.

Whelp...there went my shot

 

[Mrtenant]

I told a guy once, "I'd call you 'an asshole,' but at least an asshole is useful."

I'm sure he was positively devastated

 

[Ricardus]

Spot on

I saw that before your reply, and was going to joke that they must make it from decocting the adhesive on the back of the tape, and then straining the webbing out, but then turns out, that's not far off!

 

[Ricardus]

I don't care if someone wants to see an asshole but if they are an asshole, I’ll pass.

The two can merge, depending on how the former goes about the search!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Geebus, just fuggin post it. I mean, that one dude did a 1600 x 3200 of his starfish. How bad can it be?

And he still walks among us today

 

[Mrtenant]

And he still walks among us today

See, that's what I'm saying! It's totally survivable if not inspiring

 

[crazychemgirl]

Except for me

You don’t avoid any kind of assholes? Always good to know

 

[SWR101]

I try to avoid MOST assholes. Some are unavoidable

 

[Mrtenant]

You don’t avoid any kind of assholes? Always good to know

There is that.. but, I meant I'm the asshole everyone needs in their life.

 

[crazychemgirl]

There is that.. but, I meant I'm the asshole everyone needs in their life.

Ohhhh … I need you in my life, do I?

 

[Mrtenant]

Ohhhh … I need you in my life, do I?

When an asshole is needed, there is no question. Yes.

 

[UnquietDreams]

When an asshole is needed, there is no question. Yes.

"The asshole Lit deserves, but not the asshole it needs right now..."

 

[Mrtenant]

"The asshole Lit deserves, but not the asshole it needs right now..."

Too funny.

 

[Amanda330]

*sigh* fine

I missed your cute starfish... I'm sure it was adorable.

 

[Photog1rl]

Except for me

You are an exception to many rules my friend.

 

[Photog1rl]

Whelp...there went my shot

Being self-aware is always good.

 

[Mrtenant]

You are an exception to many rules my friend.

Thank you for that. Very kind of you.

 

[vagrantx]

I missed your cute starfish... I'm sure it was adorable.

Awe. For a few more minutes then.

It was just me after I scored my first strike bowling

 

[UnquietDreams]

Being self-aware is always good.

Oh, that requires aloe...