Sex & Shenanigans

I have fixed computers professionally for decades. Trust me, what stories you have are traumatizing, but unfortunately, mine are worse.

In some cases, far worse. As in reporting to the FBI worse...
I have no doubt of that, and if I was professionally in that field I’d be way more numb to it. But I was just a kid doing a favor for a friend of my mom the first time. The Second Lady was only about 6-7 years ago, so it was more embarrassing having her looking over my shoulder at her sons amateur porn…
 
I have fixed computers professionally for decades. Trust me, what stories you have are traumatizing, but unfortunately, mine are worse.

In some cases, far worse. As in reporting to the FBI worse...
Let's go back to the early 2000's for a minute, shall we? My laptop was on the fritz and on warranty, but I was so scared to mail it to the manufacturer because it had like two porn videos on it. My brother told me to drop it in the driveway and run over it with my car.
 
I can't take it anymore....in American "English" the word butter may be used as a descriptor of another product to show its spreadable similarity to the dairy product. Is apple/peanut/duct butter butter? No. Does it SPREAD like butter? Yes.

Go ahead...throw tomatoes, I'm wearing my safety glasses.
 
Glad to help. Ever need something you posted to be twisted or perverted, I'm your guy. It's my specialty.
I'm generally my own best enemy . . . worst friend . . . or something in that regard. Come to think of it, I did take such a somewhat-related thought to an unfortunate place recently.

However, I appreciate the offer. If I feel things getting a little too slow, I'll be sure to remember you may be the hero I haven't yet realized I needed!
 
I have no doubt of that, and if I was professionally in that field I’d be way more numb to it. But I was just a kid doing a favor for a friend of my mom the first time. The Second Lady was only about 6-7 years ago, so it was more embarrassing having her looking over my shoulder at her sons amateur porn…
I worked for a registrar and hosting company chasing down legal issues, including CP, for three years. I did it because if I didn't, someone else would have to. I finally went to my boss and said if they didn't move me, I was going to start drinking at work. Turns out, I lasted two years longer than anyone had before me.
 
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