Sex & Shenanigans

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Is it better if I offer free samples as well?

Yes, absolutely

 

[Silver_Arrow]

Step 1: acquire cheese.
Step 2: ask women if they like cheese in a flirtatious manner.
Step 3: offer free cheese.
Step 4: ?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Step 1: acquire cheese.
Step 2: ask women if they like cheese in a flirtatious manner.
Step 3: offer free cheese.
Step 4: ?

Step 4: go get more cheese.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Step 4: go get more cheese.

Smart man!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Step 5: offer wine with cheese ??

 

[Silver_Arrow]

Step 5: offer wine with cheese ??

At that point is it a date or still flirting?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Step 1: acquire cheese.
Step 2: ask women if they like cheese in a flirtatious manner.
Step 3: offer free cheese.
Step 4: ?

Step 4: bang her

 

[Silver_Arrow]

Step 4: bang her

I like this step 4 better.

 

[SherlockianMan]

Step 1: acquire cheese.
Step 2: ask women if they like cheese in a flirtatious manner.
Step 3: offer free cheese.
Step 4: ?

Profit?

 

[dawn_of_night]

At that point is it a date or still flirting?

I mean.... Does it matter?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Profit?

Charging?

 

[SherlockianMan]

Charging?

Just a lazy South Park reference.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

That works.

Sometimes

 

[dawn_of_night]

Just a lazy South Park reference.

Oh!

 

[morelikeasong]

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[LustfulIntentions2]

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In certain parts of Wisconsin, this is porn.

 

[dawn_of_night]

In certain parts of Wisconsin, this is porn.

I was thinking a out you, hoping you had power back, sorry to hear about the loss, I hate that.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

I was thinking a out you, hoping you had power back, sorry to hear about the loss, I hate that.

It was very frustrating, especially the part where we had to throw a ton of food away, but, we are back up and running now.

 

[dawn_of_night]

It was very frustrating, especially the part where we had to throw a ton of food away, but, we are back up and running now.

That's great. Glad to hear it

 

[Whiskeyjack]

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No.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Just a lazy South Park reference.

I did. I got that reference.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I did. I got that reference.

I did not....

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Just a lazy South Park reference.

I did. I got that reference.

I made an entirely different South Park reference while gaming earlier, and am happy to report they got it!

There’s a summer event going on with a ninja warrior-type obstacle course over the water just off a beach. I mentioned I was about to do the event and a friend said “werter perk!” Of course I had to expand on that with a “they terk er werter perk jerbs!” to which she replied “er jerbs!”

(This is the closest gif I could find, but the gif creator capitalized every word and snuck an apostrophe into a plural )

 

[Silver_Arrow]

I made an entirely different South Park reference while gaming earlier, and am happy to report they got it!

There’s a summer event going on with a ninja warrior-type obstacle course over the water just off a beach. I mentioned I was about to do the event and a friend said “werter perk!” Of course I had to expand on that with a “they terk er werter perk jerbs!” to which she replied “er jerbs!”

(This is the closest gif I could find, but the gif creator capitalized every word and snuck an apostrophe into a plural )
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I remember when this episode came out and everyone was all the time 'terk UR JERB!'

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Nonono, the spelling is all wrong