Sex & Shenanigans

[Wriggle]

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I don’t know where this is but I want to be there.

Anywhere in England.
Come over.
I live in a hotel, we'll give you a room

 

[hotoldrguy]

Red or white?

And do you have a pic?

red or white chowder? Are you from New York?
This is chowder
https://img.sndimg.com/food/image/upload/f_auto,c_thumb,q_55,w_860,ar_3:2/v1/img/recipes/52/27/2/c6fmjvRQxGUOJdQMXdAl-Clam-Chowder---52272-3.JPG

 

[lavendersilk]

No, that was the conversation about whether Alexander Hamilton had a chance to be President before the Hamilton–Reynolds affair pamphlet. You nominated me for it, and I won Wanker of the Week, thanks to you. It is linked in my sig.

Blast from the past.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Anywhere in England.
Come over.
I live in a hotel, we'll give you a room

 

[hotoldrguy]

I'm a Metal Monkey! Pssst, @SalaciousMonkey22
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I am Metal Tiger
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[hotoldrguy]

Ahem … Dicktacles

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[lavendersilk]

Trading Litbucks for boobs....inbox is open. Name your price!

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You just did...

I am Metal Tiger
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Are we compatible?

 

[hotoldrguy]

You just did...

Are we compatible?

we won't know until we try

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Like smashed with some Mexican spices and corn chips???

Hmmm.... And I liked you library man....
I guess that means we get our own bowls when we have Mexican

Dear God, that was so painfully Midwestern!

Year of the nak refers to Phaja Nak, a legendary dragon

To the left is the western year, the right is the buddhist year

1975 Wood Rabbit 2518
1976 Fire Nak 2519
1977 Fire Snake 2520
1978 Earth Horse 2521

1979 Earth Sheep 2522
1980 Metal Monkey 2523
1981 Metal Rooster 2524
1982 Water Dog 2525

1983 Water Pig 2526
1984 Wood Rat 2527
1985 Wood Ox 2528
1986 Fire Tiger 2529

1987 Fire Rabbit 2530
1988 Earth Nak 2531
1989 Earth Snake 2532
1990 Metal Horse 2533

1991 Metal Sheep 2534
1992 Water Monkey 2535
1993 Water Rooster 2536
1994 Wood Dog 2537

1995 Wood Pig 2538
1996 Fire Rat 2539
1997 Fire Ox 2540
1998 Earth Tiger 2541

1999 Earth Rabbit 2542
2000 Metal Nak 2543

Oooh....
I'm a water pig.
Which looks really naughty in emojis ...

I am too, but I think I prefer water boar, thankyouverymuch! Wild, fierce, not associated with being an untidy slob, less likely to be destined to become delicious bacon without a fight, and not to be fucked with! Also, pretty much every Chinese zodiac translation I’ve seen says I was born in the year of the boar, not pig.

 

[vagrantx]

Also, pretty much every Chinese zodiac translation I’ve seen says I was born in the year of the boar, not pig.

It can be boar loosely translated, but the zodiac refers to chuu (or zhu?), which means pig. A boar would be gong chuu, or male pig (female is mu chuu)

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Wonder what @Kitty_so_frisky would say about calamari tacos

https://www.towndock.com/hubfs/Fire-Roasted-Tacos.jpg

A single “” (actually, two, including the following post) doesn’t feel strong enough, so !

If you get an angry react it’s absolutely your own fault.

No, that was the conversation about whether Alexander Hamilton had a chance to be President before the Hamilton–Reynolds affair pamphlet. You nominated me for it, and I won Wanker of the Week, thanks to you. It is linked in my sig.

He wasn’t born in what would become the US though, he was born in the Carribean. I believe being born there was a requirement even then, which is why he wasn’t seriously considered for President?

Anywhere in England.
Come over.
I live in a hotel, we'll give you a room

BRT!

 

[vagrantx]

red or white chowder? Are you from New York?
This is chowder
https://img.sndimg.com/food/image/upload/f_auto,c_thumb,q_55,w_860,ar_3:2/v1/img/recipes/52/27/2/c6fmjvRQxGUOJdQMXdAl-Clam-Chowder---52272-3.JPG

That looks like something that someone's already eaten

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

It can be boar loosely translated, but the zodiac refers to chuu (or zhu?), which means pig. A boar would be gong chuu, or male pig (female is mu chuu)

You know there are female boars and male pigs too though, right?

 

[dawn_of_night]

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The only way I have enjoyed radishes was thin sliced on nachos, usually beef nachos. Nice bite and nice crunch.

Now, thanks to @morelikeasong's example earlier, I roasted some radishes in my airfryer. Which goes on my Bingo card under "Phrases you never thought you would use. Ever. Ever." But please --do not send boobs. Just saying,


Cut the ends off and halved. Tossed in olive oil, fresh garlic, salt, fresh ground pepper. Roasted at 400 for 8 minutes. Tossed again with grated Parmesan cheese. Roasted at 400 for another 4 minutes because I only had the one bunch.

Not bad. Not a whole lot of flavor from the radish, a little sweetness, but a nice texture and a good cooked crunch. No residual bite. I may play around with the spicing and the volume. I think it may work better with a larger bunch, but this was just an experiment.

Can't believe I fucking missed this.... Back in April even... Fuck.

 

[vagrantx]

You know there are female boars and male pigs too though, right?

Oh I didn't invent chinese literal translations get weird.

 

[Wriggle]

That looks like something that someone's already eaten

Do Swedes (people) eat swedes (vegetable)

 

[Wriggle]

You know there are female boars and male pigs too though, right?

I used to think hares were male rabbits until I was 37

 

[dawn_of_night]

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For the only fans tentacles LARP Henati ?

 

[vagrantx]

Do Swedes (people) eat swedes (vegetable)

I (Swede) have eaten a lot of Swedes (people)

Had to google what vegetable that is. We call it kålrot, and the only thing I know we make of it is rotmos, or mashed roots.

It's not great. Not terrible, but not great. Meh.

https://www.vinia.se/blogg/vin-och-vanner/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2023/10/Rotmos-med-flasklagg.gif

 

[dawn_of_night]

Dear God, that was so painfully Midwestern!




I am too, but I think I prefer water boar, thankyouverymuch! Wild, fierce, not associated with being an untidy slob, less likely to be destined to become delicious bacon without a fight, and not to be fucked with! Also, pretty much every Chinese zodiac translation I’ve seen says I was born in the year of the boar, not pig.

My bad

 

[Wriggle]

I (Swede) have eaten a lot of Swedes (people)

Had to google what vegetable that is. We call it kålrot, and the only thing I know we make of it is rotmos, or mashed roots.

It's not great. Not terrible, but not great. Meh.

https://www.vinia.se/blogg/vin-och-vanner/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2023/10/Rotmos-med-flasklagg.gif

We mash it with spuds or carrots to make sure the kids have vegetables.

 

[UnquietDreams]

He wasn’t born in what would become the US though, he was born in the Carribean. I believe being born there was a requirement even then, which is why he wasn’t seriously considered for President?

You're trying to get me another WotW, aren't you?

He was a US citizen when the Constitution was adopted (and was instrumental in getting it passed. Fuck the man could write!) "No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President." (Emphasis mine.)

 

[Bbl87]

I know I’ve posted something to the effect of “treat me like a doughnut. Lick me, nibble and bite me, glaze me and fill my holes with cream” in the past, but…

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Can I just “” the cheeseburger part and none of the rest?

I'll allow it. I'm a pretty weird dude, so me in my entirety is rarely someone's cup of tea. Or Bourbon.

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For the only fans tentacles LARP Henati ?

Y'all joke about it, but as I've said before, we have one in my house (though not that one). It's a hit with the lady.

 

[Bbl87]

Dear God, that was so painfully Midwestern!

You just need to come get some nice Midwestern hospitality instead of making fun of us.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Anywhere in England.
Come over.
I live in a hotel, we'll give you a room

Or SE Portland in November. They love their Tudor-style houses too. And beeswax candles. (I have a pair of beeswax candles I just received. I can't wait for November!)