Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

I just love them on tacos.
And my homemade salsa verde turned out so damn good

Stop … I’m gonna cum.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I just love them on tacos.
And my homemade salsa verde turned out so damn good

I always make home made salsa verde when I make tacos. It's the best thing ever

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Stop … I’m gonna cum.

*Takes notes

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I knew I liked you. Are you free for lunch tomorrow?

Are you craving tacos?

 

[vagrantx]

Gah!!!! Ellipsis is from Greek. Elliptical is from Latin. Never the two should linguistically meet. That way leads to octopi.

I believe you mean octopodes!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Year of the nak refers to Phaja Nak, a legendary dragon

To the left is the western year, the right is the buddhist year

1975 Wood Rabbit 2518
1976 Fire Nak 2519
1977 Fire Snake 2520
1978 Earth Horse 2521

1979 Earth Sheep 2522
1980 Metal Monkey 2523
1981 Metal Rooster 2524
1982 Water Dog 2525

1983 Water Pig 2526
1984 Wood Rat 2527
1985 Wood Ox 2528
1986 Fire Tiger 2529

1987 Fire Rabbit 2530
1988 Earth Nak 2531
1989 Earth Snake 2532
1990 Metal Horse 2533

1991 Metal Sheep 2534
1992 Water Monkey 2535
1993 Water Rooster 2536
1994 Wood Dog 2537

1995 Wood Pig 2538
1996 Fire Rat 2539
1997 Fire Ox 2540
1998 Earth Tiger 2541

1999 Earth Rabbit 2542
2000 Metal Nak 2543

With a little variation if you're born in January or Feb since the lunar new year doesn't correspondence perfectly with the Western calendar

 

[Qky75]

Milennials, Gen X, Z.... So not cute! Y'all need to get on board with the east asian zodiac.

I was born in the year of the Rabbit under the element of Fire.

Why be a millenial when you can be a...

https://static1.squarespace.com/static/62c8b4eaf44af23264e2fbaf/t/62c8fb87d7a0421f903e476b/1657338759241/Flaming+Rabbit+Website+Logo.png?format=1500w

I've smelled rabbits on fire...don't ask. It wasn't pleasant.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I believe you mean octopodes!

Grammar throwdown!

 

[lavendersilk]

With a little variation if you're born in January or Feb since the lunar new year doesn't correspondence perfectly with the Western calendar

My bestie was born in February and her sign is a bit different because of it.

 

[dawn_of_night]

California Rolls are my preferred avocado delivery method

Yeeess.....
I also want to try avocado fries...

 

[lavendersilk]

I've smelled rabbits on fire...don't ask. It wasn't pleasant.

That's why you should always boil them...

 

[vagrantx]

Grammar throwdown!

I'ma make an example, throw the book at him!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I believe you mean octopodes!

Exactly my point.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'ma make an example, throw the book at him!

If it’s the dictionary that is gonna hurt.

 

[SherlockianMan]

I believe you mean octopodes!

Technically both are right, but I also fall on the side of Greek

 

[dawn_of_night]

Year of the nak refers to Phaja Nak, a legendary dragon

To the left is the western year, the right is the buddhist year
.... ..... ....
1983 Water Pig 2526

Oooh....
I'm a water pig.
Which looks really naughty in emojis ...

 

[SherlockianMan]

Oooh....
I'm a water pig.
Which looks really naughty in emojis ...

That's some wet porking right thar

 

[vagrantx]

Technically both are right, but I also fall on the side of Greek

We could also use (s) bläckfisk and (p) bläckfiskar
Ink-fish!

 

[Qky75]

That's why you should always boil them...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Technically both are right, but I also fall on the side of Greek

NO! You cannot use a Latin method of pluralizing on a Greek word! BAD LIBRARY MAN!

 

[dawn_of_night]

That's some wet porking right thar

I don't know how to react to this ... So I'm, not. Gonna.

 

[SherlockianMan]

We could also use (s) bläckfisk and (p) bläckfiskar
Ink-fish!

I also like "tintenfisch" though thats more vaguely cephalopod

 

[crazychemgirl]

I also like "tintenfisch" though thats more vaguely cephalopod

This is the unsexiest conversation to have ever occurred in sex and shenanigans

 

[vagrantx]

Oooh....
I'm a water pig.
Which looks really naughty in emojis ...

Well this sent me down the cutest little rabbit hole of google images!
https://www.wimp.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/a2ff1493401d114233c6c18a1018cfe0.jpg
...heh. rabbit hole...

 

[dawn_of_night]

She's not ignoring you, that was cooking advice