Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Seriously. Canadian Geese, AKA the Canadian Cobra Chicken...

Fast enough to catch you, big enough to destroy you. It can see you. Right now... RUN!!!!!

Things people fear in Canada: wolves, bears, moose...

Things Canadians ACTUALLY fear: The damn geese! Mean fuckers...

Facts

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

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Fry it. Fry everything

 

[Whiskeyjack]

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[AmberLGreen]

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[Qky75]

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Reminds me of the story Brenda's Beaver needs a Barber

 

[dawn_of_night]

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Yes...
Fried, cheese slices, fried, cheese slice, fried... If I'm feeling fancy I'll break out the sweet and soicy pickles.... Stack that mother fucker like a 7x7 from steak n shake!

If I'm eatin' cold it's with ketchup and lettuce and dill pickles only....

Both of these heavenly cuisine are served in white sandwich bread!!!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Reminds me of the story Brenda's Beaver needs a Barber

Boo boo...

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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Neither, thanks!

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Reminds me of the story Brenda's Beaver needs a Barber

*Wonders what @BrendaD Bear has to say about that…?*

 

[Qky75]

I love when I'm on the road and completely make an irrelevant reply woot ....senility rocks...

 

[Qky75]

Neither, thanks!

Having grown up close to the stockyards and it's supported industries...I've seen the hot dogs and bologna walk off the truck...I just can't hahaha

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

@Qky75 The “” reaction is for both the mental image of walking bologna and for not knowing how to format a reply so it looks like your story is my story

 

[LupineOne]

Thanks everyone!

 

[dawn_of_night]

I love when I'm on the road and completely make an irrelevant reply woot ....senility rocks...

Babe, don't text and drive!

 

[Bibaby34]

Hey there internets peoples. I am a real boy who exists in the real world with normal real people. Let's get together on Alta Vista and talk sexy in a normal human way because I'm definitely a normal, regular, human you can trust.

Nice to meet you Otis. You sound like a hoot

 

[hotoldrguy]

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I actually like both

 

[BrendaBear]

Thanks everyone!
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I love Billy Connolly!!!

 

[BrendaBear]

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Ummmm.... I choose....

 

[Bbl87]

@Qky75 The “” reaction is for both the mental image of walking bologna and for not knowing how to format a reply so it looks like your story is my story

So, I don't like bologna in any form.

But every time I hear the word, it makes me think of a reference to sex in Def Jam's How to Be a Player (dating myself with that movie) as "riding the bologna pony."

 

[Bbl87]

Ummmm.... I choose....

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Just looking at that made my blood sugar spike.

And made about 20 inappropriate "cream filled" comments come to mind...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Ummmm.... I choose....

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Are those maple....

 

[Bry1313]

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[dawn_of_night]

I actually like both

You can come to my party.... Bring the lays.... Ok?