Sex & Shenanigans

[Otis_Ravelli]

Geese give no fucks. All he’d have to do is give one side-eye and the fucker’s going for poor Otis’s balls

I've dealt with geese since I was a toddler. If you give them an inch they'll walk all over you.

 

[crazychemgirl]

And that’s why they’re not majestic.

I mean… white geese? Assholes yes, but majestic looking.

Canadian geese? Straight up cunt motherfuckers.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

There’s so fucking many of them here already … and we can’t kill then cuz they are “protected”

Fucking wank birds.

Id eat them

 

[crazychemgirl]

Id eat them

I bet they taste like manky vag

 

[LupineOne]

I've dealt with geese since I was a toddler. If you give them an inch they'll walk all over you.

Exactly. They’re waddling demons with a superiority complex.
I kicked one under the chin once when it came after me so hard he flipped over.
Bastard left me alone after that.

 

[crazychemgirl]

There it is... send her to the wanker thread with that one!

What? Why?


What did I do?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I bet they taste like manky vag

Ive never had manky vag ... But I assume it tastes like chicken?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Exactly. They’re waddling demons with a superiority complex.
I kicked one under the chin once when it came after me so hard he flipped over.
Bastard left me alone after that.

Normally … the kicking of animals would make me go, “tisk tisk” …


But I don’t think in the history of humanity has anyone ever been scolded for kicking a Canadian goose.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ive never had manky vag ... But I assume it tastes like chicken?

Smells like fish
Tastes like chicken
Plug my nose and keep on lickin

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Awwww, we all wonder this about you.

But we love you anyway.

I don’t think anyone else wondered this about her. “We BEEN knew!”

I thought it was me that was supposed to take care of them?
Oh, Nikki, Joanna, Mary, and whoever shows up next. I'll be here waiting.

You forgot Jadee, how could you?!

I love geese and swans …


They are also assholes who poop everywhere and chase you

Geese are demon birds

Geese are dicks. You just need to make it clear you aren't going to put up with their hissing bullshit

I’m even more concerned now you might get attacked by a goose.

Geese give no fucks. All he’d have to do is give one side-eye and the fucker’s going for poor Otis’s balls

I mean… white geese? Assholes yes, but majestic looking.

Canadian geese? Straight up cunt motherfuckers.

Geese are SUCH assholes…but now I want to play Untitled Goose Game some more

 

[LupineOne]

Normally … the kicking of animals would make me go, “tisk tisk” …


But I don’t think in the history of humanity has anyone ever been scolded for kicking a Canadian goose.

I did the same to a rooster I had many, many years ago. He’d do the same thing. I kicked him just as hard. He still came after me the next day.


Soup.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I did the same to a rooster I had many, many years ago. He’d do the same thing. I kicked him just as hard. He still came after me the next day.


Soup.

I’ve never felt guilty eating chickens after owning chickens.

They are so dumb.

And mean.

 

[LostHorizon]

I’ve never felt guilty eating chickens after owning chickens.

They are so dumb.

And mean.

Especially the roosters.

 

[LupineOne]

I’ve never felt guilty eating chickens after owning chickens.

They are so dumb.

And mean.

Some are. Roosters especially. The chickens I have now are so docile I could pick one up if I called it over, at least for a bit.

 

[HeavyBalls]

I mean… white geese? Assholes yes, but majestic looking.

Canadian geese? Straight up cunt motherfuckers.

Ah, the Cobra Chicken...

Fuck those guys...

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I did the same to a rooster I had many, many years ago. He’d do the same thing. I kicked him just as hard. He still came after me the next day.


Soup.

I’ve never felt guilty eating chickens after owning chickens.

They are so dumb.

And mean.

Especially the roosters.

Some are. Roosters especially. The chickens I have now are so docile I could pick one up if I called it over, at least for a bit.

Ah, the Cobra Chicken...

Fuck those guys...

My dad has told me his family had a really mean rooster when he was growing up. I don’t think I’ve met one, personally. There used to be one somewhere in this neighborhood that crowed at alllllll hours. Now that I think about it, I haven’t heard him in months. He might have been coq au vin

 

[HeavyBalls]

Seriously. Canadian Geese, AKA the Canadian Cobra Chicken...

Fast enough to catch you, big enough to destroy you. It can see you. Right now... RUN!!!!!

Things people fear in Canada: wolves, bears, moose...

Things Canadians ACTUALLY fear: The damn geese! Mean fuckers...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Ok men… (or lesbians and theys) … which do you prefer … freshly showered vag or … morning vag? End of day vag? Middle of night vag?

I mean ... I'd shower before I'd let him go down on me ...
And she's adamant that she showers before I go down on her

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Ive never had manky vag ... But I assume it tastes like chicken?

There's only one way to find out

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

There's only one way to find out

You're gonna do a taste test and tell us?

 

[dawn_of_night]

There's only one way to find out

I hope your situation has improved

 

[vagrantx]

Seriously. Canadian Geese, AKA the Canadian Cobra Chicken...

Fast enough to catch you, big enough to destroy you. It can see you. Right now... RUN!!!!!

Things people fear in Canada: wolves, bears, moose...

Things Canadians ACTUALLY fear: The damn geese! Mean fuckers...

Swedes hate swans with a passion. They're territorial as fuck, and tend to have their territory right in the middle of bike- and walking paths

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[deefalttwunnyfor]

You're gonna do a taste test and tell us?

The ol' switcheroo!!!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I hope your situation has improved

Constantly. Onwards and upwards. And in and out

 

[dawn_of_night]

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Same. bro. Same.