Sex & Shenanigans

[Deleted member 6810551]

So Americans say cob on for erection?

I'm going to start getting offended now when someone says I've got the cob on.

Nah, it's a strap on.

 

[Bry1313]

Tbf, is there anything they could say to make you take it seriously? They are very silly things.

Yeah, boner is a very silly word

 

[crazychemgirl]

I grew up near waterfowl, swans ain't all that.

I love geese and swans …


They are also assholes who poop everywhere and chase you

 

[Qky75]

I love geese and swans …


They are also assholes who poop everywhere and chase you

I see now why you're fascinated with me.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I love some of the apocalypse answers ….


No one has an apocalypse playlist ready to go??

Yes I do actually. It's basically me scream crying. And maybe My Way by Sinatra.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yeah, boner is a very silly word

Also why boner lava makes me laugh hysterically

 

[Bry1313]

I love geese and swans …


They are also assholes who poop everywhere and chase you

Geese are demon birds

 

[crazychemgirl]

Geese are majestic demon birds

FIFY

 

[dawn_of_night]

And it is incredibly easy to become a pilot, and no ships have any security at all.

It is easier to steal an starship in Star Wars than a 2021 Kia.

Did you try that?

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[BongoGal]

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A third set, maybe.

 

[crazychemgirl]

every fucking day.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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every fucking day.

Awwww, we all wonder this about you.

But we love you anyway.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Does pizza fuck? Is that a pie? Why’s it called fruit gone bad? Is there pineapple on that pizza? This whole things confuses me.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Awwww, we all wonder this about you.

But we love you anyway.

I’m trying to remember if I had a dream about cannibalism or if I saw it in a show I watched.

Damnit.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m trying to remember if I had a dream about cannibalism or if I saw it in a show I watched.

Damnit.

Yeah, there it is.

 

[Bry1313]

I’m trying to remember if I had a dream about cannibalism or if I saw it in a show I watched.

Damnit.

Yes

 

[Whiskeyjack]

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... I like Werther's Originals...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

... I like Werther's Originals...

I hear there’s a few new users looking to take care of you right.

 

[crazychemgirl]

... I like Werther's Originals...

Me too

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yeah, there it is.

It really is bugging me though … it was like… girls being fed a piece of their friend by someone. They couldn’t turn it down for some reason.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It really is bugging me though … it was like… girls being fed a piece of their friend by someone. They couldn’t turn it down for some reason.

It’s hard when there so much cannibalism media out there.

Yellowjackets.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I hear there’s a few new users looking to take care of you right.

I thought it was me that was supposed to take care of them?
Oh, Nikki, Joanna, Mary, and whoever shows up next. I'll be here waiting.