Sex & Shenanigans

[Wriggle]

So shenanigang … Is there anything you haven’t done yet this summer that you still plan to do?

Nude beach - next week in Majorca and again in Ibiza in September.

 

[lavendersilk]

Put corn on my nipples.

If you are shirtless while eating corn on the cob I'm certain you can make that happen.

 

[crazychemgirl]

If you are shirtless while eating corn on the cob I'm certain you can make that happen.

Mmmmmmm corn on the cob.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

If you are shirtless while eating corn on the cob I'm certain you can make that happen.

True statement.

 

[lavendersilk]

So shenanigang … Is there anything you haven’t done yet this summer that you still plan to do?

I need to go to the beach another six times minimum.

 

[Wriggle]

So Americans say cob on for erection?

 

[Wriggle]

Do Americans call genital warts corn on the cob knob?

 

[Bry1313]

So Americans say cob on for erection?

Not this American

 

[lavendersilk]

Do Americans call genital warts corn on the cob knob?

Are you writing another book?

 

[Wriggle]

Are you writing another book?

Just researching

 

[UnquietDreams]

A fruit smoothie and a multivitamin. Juuuuuuust kidding.

Probably a large pizza with all the toppings and extra cheese, New York style cheesecake, Ben & Jerry's New York Super Chunk Fudge icecream. 100% Real Coca-Cola. (Yes. That is a whoooole lotta dairy. Gonna go out with a bang.)

Kale. Need to be healthy for the execution.

 

[crazychemgirl]

So Americans say cob on for erection?

In my case… not if they want me to ever take their erection seriously.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Do Americans call genital warts corn on the cob knob?

*pukes


Nominated

 

[Bry1313]

So shenanigang … Is there anything you haven’t done yet this summer that you still plan to do?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/fJxMHzUe53kAAAAd/2chicksatthesametime-officespace.gif

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/fJxMHzUe53kAAAAd/2chicksatthesametime-officespace.gif

*waits for a storytime from @Bry1313

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[lavendersilk]

*waits for a storytime from @Bry1313

Might be a looooong wait.

 

[Mtnmike]

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This is freaking hilarious

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/fJxMHzUe53kAAAAd/2chicksatthesametime-officespace.gif

At this point, I would probably just throw my back out.

I'm going with "drink more water."

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

So shenanigang … Is there anything you haven’t done yet this summer that you still plan to do?

Punch a swan

 

[UnquietDreams]

Punch a swan

Watch Otis get his ass handed to him by a swan.

 

[Bry1313]

Might be a looooong wait.

Such a looooooooong wait

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

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Who’s putting corn on THEIR NIPPLES?!!!

I miss @MrsPassion

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Watch Otis get his ass handed to him by a swan.

I grew up near waterfowl, swans ain't all that.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

In my case… not if they want me to ever take their erection seriously.

Tbf, is there anything they could say to make you take it seriously? They are very silly things.