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vagrantx said:
You've lived such a vivid life 😍 I can't even imagine what went through your mind to try using menthol cream as lube!! Thank you for trying it out on yourself before dragging an unsuspecting companion into the mix 😅
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At that point of sexual journey, having anyone else involved was nothing but a fantasy. Spent the whole afternoon whimpering in a bad way. And I have never used lub for my own hand since....

Less " vivid" and more "stupid."
 
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vagrantx said:
Hehehehe.... paingasms are a thing. Not your thing, maybe? But a thing 😂
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Haha it was kinda my fault. I was laying back in my chair at a weird angle, my neck was up and OUCHIE. Fortunately I already finished but I was still going. 😈❤️
 
Wriggle said:
Talking of eels

(3million posts ago)

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She's underselling this whole thing SO MUCH!!

It was famed father of psychology Sigmund Freud who dissected countless eels on the hunt for their peens and pootangs, before giving up and declaring that they don't have any! And then later at like the turn of the century some madman french scientist paid a fishing vessel to continually send him eel cadavers that they were catching in their nets along the atlantic and north ice sea! That went on for decades! Using the cadavers' different states of maturity the madman managed to track their spawn cycle and reverse engineer their migration tracks and finally find where all eels are born.

Over a hundred years ago.

Absolutely mental.
 
vagrantx said:
She's underselling this whole thing SO MUCH!!

It was famed father of psychology Sigmund Freud who dissected countless eels on the hunt for their peens and pootangs, before giving up and declaring that they don't have any! And then later at like the turn of the century some madman french scientist paid a fishing vessel to continually send him eel cadavers that they were catching in their nets along the atlantic and north ice sea! That went on for decades! Using the cadavers' different states of maturity the madman managed to track their spawn cycle and reverse engineer their migration tracks and finally find where all eels are born.

Over a hundred years ago.

Absolutely mental.
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I laughed reacted 1st.
But honestly all the love hearts for you.

Hannah Fry is doing a full week of eel discussion - that was only day 3
 
I'll say this, who needs porn when you've Olympic female long jumping. Gottdayum.
 
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