🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[Bry1313]

@Indie for winning the award for best couple but not considering making it best throuple with me.

Nominating @lavendersilk and @Indie for trying to mess with my lunch

 

[Bry1313]

Nomination for @Indie for talking about my helicockter in the private lady chat, but then not telling me who liked it.

Wanker.

Nominated along with @Indie for talking about what’s being talked about in private lady chat but not telling me.

 

[Bry1313]

Nominated for being rude to the PoJ. (Love you @crazychemgirl )

Nominated for white knighting

 

[MindYaBitness]

Nominating @lavendersilk and @Indie for trying to mess with my lunch

What were planning eating that spoils so quickly you couldn't hadn't a little disruption? Peaches? Oysters? Inquiring minds, etc...

 

[Lmizzler]

What were planning eating that spoils so quickly you couldn't hadn't a little disruption? Peaches? Oysters? Inquiring minds, etc...

Probably something with Ranch!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Probably something with Ranch!

Nominated for ranching my oyster!

 

[Qky75]

Nominated for white knighting

In satin? Never reaching the end?

 

[lavendersilk]

Nominating @lavendersilk and @Indie for trying to mess with my lunch

Nominated for being jealous.

 

[MindYaBitness]

In satin? Never reaching the end?

Nominated for quoting a depressing song

 

[Qky75]

Nominated for quoting a depressing song

Nominated for throwing me off with the name change and forcing me to pay attention to that damn lollipop....

 

[UnquietDreams]

Nominated for throwing me off with the name change and forcing me to pay attention to that damn lollipop....

Nominated for complaining about the lollipop.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Nominated for white knighting

Wouldn't that be Purple knighting?

 

[Qky75]

Nominated for complaining about the lollipop.

Nominated for encouraging masturbation at work which is why I have no business paying attention to the lollipop.

 

[morelikeasong]

Nominated for encouraging masturbation at work which is why I have no business paying attention to the lollipop.

Nominated for thinking work is a good excuse for not wanking

 

[vagrantx]

Nominated for thinking work is a good excuse for not wanking

See now this is why I need to buy a sybian and put it in my office!
No more tedious spread sheets. Only fun spread cheeks!

 

[Bry1313]

See now this is why I need to buy a sybian and put it in my office!
No more tedious spread sheets. Only fun spread cheeks!

Nominated for going to the office instead of working from home and day wanking

 

[UnquietDreams]

See now this is why I need to buy a sybian and put it in my office!
No more tedious spread sheets. Only fun spread cheeks!

Nominated for taking my mind off of absolutely everything else and making me walk into a poll.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominated for taking my mind off of absolutely everything else and making me walk into a poll.

Nominated for poll not pole

 

[UnquietDreams]

Nominated for poll not pole

No, it was a guy asking questions.

 

[Qky75]

No it was a guy asking questions.

Nominated for not owning up to his editing fail

 

[vagrantx]

Nominated for going to the office instead of working from home and day wanking

Homeoffice!

Nominated for thinking I'd bring a sybian to the work office!! Brythirthirthir life is not a porno!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Homeoffice!

Nominated for thinking I'd bring a sybian to the work office!! Brythirthirthir life is not a porno!

Nominated for thinking life is not a porno.

I have been cast as an extra.

 

[Qky75]

Homeoffice!

Nominated for thinking I'd bring a sybian to the work office!! Brythirthirthir life is not a porno!

Nominated for dashing all our hopes and dreams....

 

[Bry1313]

Homeoffice!

Nominated for thinking I'd bring a sybian to the work office!! Brythirthirthir life is not a porno!

Nominated for calling your WFH situation an office.

 

[vagrantx]

Nominated for calling your WFH situation an office.

A dedicated room, with a desk, and computers, and all my paperwork. I even have a printer. CHECK MATE, 'THIR!!

Double nominated for thinking homeoffices are creatures of myth. Silly goose.