šŸ† Wanker of the Week Awards šŸ†

Okay, now you are really sucking up.

Not that I blame you. Good job. But still...
I'm a sucker for gorgeous ladies and I feel a need to make them happy.
If that means sucking up, I am willing to be a sucker.
I did neglect to remove the nom for @Amanda330 , so I am rectifying that now. 😁😁😁
 
Forgive me, my freaky little wankers. I have been absent while re-evaluating my life’s decisions after @Grant55 failed to deliver a speech post win. its the most traumatic lit moment of my life since my first lituationship.

Just kidding, I’ve been busy readying for my trip to the great shores of the US of A to bask in the glory of the Australian Olympic swim team have lots of sex and stuff. This means I won’t be around for some of August so we have a new Panel of Judge for the month!! 🄳

Finally, I am pleased to advise that a true, officially awarded wanker is this month’s PoJ, and you can all breathe easy because it’s definitely not @Bry1313 as I do not have time to make certificates for him again after he failed to make @crazychemgirl hers.

Which leads me to tell you that this month the wanky (but certless) @crazychemgirl is your new Panel of Judge!

Enjoy, fuckers! 😘. I’ll be enjoying fucking.
 
Forgive me, my freaky little wankers. I have been absent while re-evaluating my life’s decisions after @Grant55 failed to deliver a speech post win. its the most traumatic lit moment of my life since my first lituationship.

Just kidding, I’ve been busy readying for my trip to the great shores of the US of A to bask in the glory of the Australian Olympic swim team have lots of sex and stuff. This means I won’t be around for some of August so we have a new Panel of Judge for the month!! 🄳

Finally, I am pleased to advise that a true, officially awarded wanker is this month’s PoJ, and you can all breathe easy because it’s definitely not @Bry1313 as I do not have time to make certificates for him again after he failed to make @crazychemgirl hers.

Which leads me to tell you that this month the wanky (but certless) @crazychemgirl is your new Panel of Judge!

Enjoy, fuckers! 😘. I’ll be enjoying fucking.
That’s right fuckers! I’m here to whip you wankers into shape!!
 
Forgive me, my freaky little wankers. I have been absent while re-evaluating my life’s decisions after @Grant55 failed to deliver a speech post win. its the most traumatic lit moment of my life since my first lituationship.

Just kidding, I’ve been busy readying for my trip to the great shores of the US of A to bask in the glory of the Australian Olympic swim team have lots of sex and stuff. This means I won’t be around for some of August so we have a new Panel of Judge for the month!! 🄳

Finally, I am pleased to advise that a true, officially awarded wanker is this month’s PoJ, and you can all breathe easy because it’s definitely not @Bry1313 as I do not have time to make certificates for him again after he failed to make @crazychemgirl hers.

Which leads me to tell you that this month the wanky (but certless) @crazychemgirl is your new Panel of Judge!

Enjoy, fuckers! 😘. I’ll be enjoying fucking.
Nominated for Crimes against humanity by chosing CCG

A second nomination for not including wanking in the list of things being done while in the USA.
 
Forgive me, my freaky little wankers. I have been absent while re-evaluating my life’s decisions after @Grant55 failed to deliver a speech post win. its the most traumatic lit moment of my life since my first lituationship.

Just kidding, I’ve been busy readying for my trip to the great shores of the US of A to bask in the glory of the Australian Olympic swim team have lots of sex and stuff. This means I won’t be around for some of August so we have a new Panel of Judge for the month!! 🄳

Finally, I am pleased to advise that a true, officially awarded wanker is this month’s PoJ, and you can all breathe easy because it’s definitely not @Bry1313 as I do not have time to make certificates for him again after he failed to make @crazychemgirl hers.

Which leads me to tell you that this month the wanky (but certless) @crazychemgirl is your new Panel of Judge!

Enjoy, fuckers! 😘. I’ll be enjoying fucking.
Nominated for ongoing slander
 
Forgive me, my freaky little wankers. I have been absent while re-evaluating my life’s decisions after @Grant55 failed to deliver a speech post win. its the most traumatic lit moment of my life since my first lituationship.

Just kidding, I’ve been busy readying for my trip to the great shores of the US of A to bask in the glory of the Australian Olympic swim team have lots of sex and stuff. This means I won’t be around for some of August so we have a new Panel of Judge for the month!! 🄳

Finally, I am pleased to advise that a true, officially awarded wanker is this month’s PoJ, and you can all breathe easy because it’s definitely not @Bry1313 as I do not have time to make certificates for him again after he failed to make @crazychemgirl hers.

Which leads me to tell you that this month the wanky (but certless) @crazychemgirl is your new Panel of Judge!

Enjoy, fuckers! 😘. I’ll be enjoying fucking.
Nominated for not knowing @crazychemgirl can't make certificates either
 
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