Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Boobs. Boobs are awesome.

I repeat boobs are awesome!

*grabs boobs


Can confirm. Boobs are awesome.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Eating is never sexy! Just be practical!

Oh, I disagree! A meal as foreplay can be a lot of fun.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Disco Elysium! The greatest game ever made.

I've been circling this for a while, I'm gonna hold you to this! That's high praise over god of war, ocarina of time, and madden 2004.

 

[Azuldrgon]

*grabs boobs


Can confirm. Boobs are awesome.

I third this....although I currently do not have boobs to smother with attention.

 

[Jaws82]

*grabs boobs


Can confirm. Boobs are awesome.

She is a scientist after all

 

[UnquietDreams]

Can we leave out the popcorn....?


https://i.ibb.co/c8kr5QN/lick.gif

 

[crazychemgirl]

I've been circling this for a while, I'm gonna hold you to this! That's high praise over god of war, ocarina of time, and madden 2004.

I was absolutely obsessed with God of War!!!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I was absolutely obsessed with God of War!!!

2005 or 2018?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Tell me something you want to accomplish this year … is it a place to go? A skill? A hobby?

Finish writing my last novel, as in complete, edited, and submitted to somebody, either an agent or a slushpile (hopefully the first).

Wow, a serious answer from me for once.

 

[crazychemgirl]

2005 or 2018?

2005 … I started the 2018 and then my life blew up a bit and I never finished.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Finish writing my last novel, as in complete, edited, and submitted to somebody, either an agent or a slushpile (hopefully the first).

Wow, a serious answer from me for once.

SEND IT TO ME FIRST …. I’ll send you mine if you send me yours.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Then what are we supposed to do with all these chantarelles we picked last autumn??

https://i.ibb.co/NYcGb22/image.png

Send them to me. Oh, what I would love to do with those...

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

2005 … I started the 2018 and then my life blew up a bit and I never finished.

I'm not super smart but my life advice would be... always finish

 

[UnquietDreams]

I have another nephew coming, too!

But next year I’ll go to Thailand with you, since you insisted

Yah! Auntie Song!

 

[vagrantx]

Send them to me. Oh, what I would love to do with those...

MINE!! Mine....

.....mine

 

[UnquietDreams]

I haven't been to a movie in so long, I literally don't know how it works.

In high school, my friends and I wouId buy the cheapest morning tickets and watch three movies while eating and drinking only out of the purse... Then in college, I graduated to only seeing one movie at a time cause watching three movies is tiring, but I tried to only go to free movies. I honestly thought only rich people bought food or drinks at theaters.

But now... Now I'm like a legit rich adult or something. So when I took the kids to the movies over the weekend, I went to the food stand to buy some popcorn and got so confused. I asked what sizes they had. They had a reasonable sized bucket and a giant bucket. The kid working tells me it's only $1 more to get the giant bucket. So fine. Ok. I buy the giant bucket cause YOLO. Then he tells me, you get free refills.... I'm like why would I need a refill... But I can't refuse free food so I'm like okay fine, I'll try my best to make everyone eat this and get a refill. But then he says, let me give it to you right now. I'm like ... what? That's not what a refill means! I had candy in my purse that we didn't eat at all cause so much popcorn... but the kids did get purse juice so maybe I'm not a rich adult after all. Anyway, that's my way too long and irrelevant story about the movies.

I love every bit of this story.

 

[vagrantx]

Oh, I disagree! A meal as foreplay can be a lot of fun.

Until someone dribbles and I want to run far, far away

I've been circling this for a while, I'm gonna hold you to this! That's high praise over god of war, ocarina of time, and madden 2004.

Honestly, Ocarina of Time was fantastic back then but doesn't quite hold up in a no-holds-barred free for all between all games ever made. A product of its time.

Disco Elysium made me cry, laugh, swear, leave the room in anger and contemplation. It made me think about philosophical and political questions I'd never asked myself before. And some times I listen to people play it just to hear the voice acting in the background.... dear lord, the voice acting. Perfection.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Then what are we supposed to do with all these chantarelles we picked last autumn??

https://i.ibb.co/NYcGb22/image.png

Return them to the earth! Or eat them, I guess, but they don’t belong anywhere near tacos!
(I hear @Jaws82 makes a great Beef Wellington though )

You do know that body thrives at the beach right?

Which body? *Looks around* Certainly not mine!

*grabs boobs


Can confirm. Boobs are awesome.

*Grabs your boobs too* Yup, awesomeness double-confirmed!

I've been circling this for a while, I'm gonna hold you to this! That's high praise over god of war, ocarina of time, and madden 2004.

You seem to have horribly misspelled Uncharted 2: Among Thieves. Might want to check your autocunt settings, they’ve been getting much more aggressive with unnecessary corrections lately

 

[UnquietDreams]

MINE!! Mine....

.....mine

Fine. I mean, you picked them and all.

But if you decide you have too many...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Until someone dribbles and I want to run far, far away

Okay, of all the reasons you and I would not be having foreplay, this is probably lower on the list...

But I love you.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Until someone dribbles and I want to run far, far away

Honestly, Ocarina of Time was fantastic back then but doesn't quite hold up in a no-holds-barred free for all between all games ever made. A product of its time.

Disco Elysium made me cry, laugh, swear, leave the room in anger and contemplation. It made me think about philosophical and political questions I'd never asked myself before. And some times I listen to people play it just to hear the voice acting in the background.... dear lord, the voice acting. Perfection.

Geez that's a glowing endorsement. But... what about Madden?

 

[Azuldrgon]

*Grabs your boobs too* Yup, awesomeness double-confirmed!

I love science!!!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You seem to have horribly misspelled Uncharted 2: Among Thieves. Might want to check your autocunt settings, they’ve been getting much more aggressive with unnecessary corrections lately

I've played all the Uncharteds and their DLCs and they're good, but they don't get me fully torqued like GoW or Civ or the PS spider-mans

 

[Bry1313]

Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew eww e ewewe ew i don't like food and i don't like dick eww

On behalf of food and dicks



https://media1.tenor.com/m/TofbvxJMTOkAAAAC/excuse-me-rude.gif

 

[vagrantx]

Geez that's a glowing endorsement. But... what about Madden?

Never played Madden. I don't play sports games, I've never seen an american football match, I have no idea about the rules, I don't even think we have american football teams in Sweden?

Also... is it a management game? or a football game? I have no idea.