Sex & Shenanigans

My husband learned how to take the fun out of this for me. He has just come to assume it's going to happen every time he bends over, so there is little to no reaction on his part. Sometimes he just stands there and says, "Go ahead, molest me." A bit disappointing, but makes the times I truly surprise him even more fun.😁

This part really tickled me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It’s like something Dirty Eeyore might say!

It's somewhere between trying to use reverse psychology on me and a learned helplessness on his part.


I have poor impulse control at times. Just can't help myself. Must touch the bottom. 🙈
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I'm not a huge Uncharted fan, and TLoU was good but I'm not much for stealth games either...

BUT

They'll always have a special place in my heart :love:

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I am a huge Uncharted fan! TLOU is a masterpiece, but I much prefer Uncharted’s style of gameplay. I loved Crash back in the day too though.

I finally made the decision to not get popcorn at the last movie I saw cuz I usually end up with half down my top.
I once went to the movies with a friend group, which included Josh, a guy I crushed on for like 2-3 years. We sat next to each other and he ended up feeding me popcorn, one at a time, and bringing them closer and closer to his lips until we kissed. That was repeated several times, and eventually he “accidentally” dropped some into my cleavage and went bobbing for popcorn. Maybe you just need a Josh (or a Josie)! 😋
 
It's an incredible feeling. I highly recommend it. Start with spiderman ps4
Have to finish Baldurs Gate 3, Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth, Chrono Trigger/Cross, Shin Megami Tensei 5, Octopath Traveller 2, Triangle Strategy... and probably forgot some....
(yes, I love turn based rpgs!)
I'm busy for at least another year 😖


Tell me something you want to accomplish this year … is it a place to go? A skill? A hobby?

I want to take an audio engineering class!! I've been playing a lot with singing and mixing in Adobe Audition and it's so much fun!! I really want to get some understanding of what I'm doing, it feels like I could have a knack for it...
 
I want to make walnut free floating shelves
I read that as “walnut-free floating shelves” at first, not “walnut free-floating shelves” 🤦🏻‍♀️

So is this kitty by the beach?😅
Not that close anymore, but grew up 2 miles from it.

Ok @Kitty_so_frisky what doesn’t belong on a taco?
Soooooo many things, but most notably: beans (*glares @ Great British Bake-Off* 😡) and mushrooms ( @vagrantx 😡😡😡😡😡)
 
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I read that as “walnut-free floating shelves” at first, not “walnut free-floating shelves” 🤦🏻‍♀️


Not that close anymore, but grew up 2 miles from it.


Soooooo many things, but most notably: beans (*glares @ Great British Bake-Off 😡) and mushrooms ( @vagrantx 😡😡😡😡😡)
Beans I agree with. If they’re fresh, eat them like a normal human.
If they’re the canned black/red version, do the right thing and make a damned burrito! 😜
 
Tell me something you want to accomplish this year … is it a place to go? A skill? A hobby?

It's always a new skill. Or an extension of a skill. I love to tinker and repurpose. I'm taking the motor out of a fan that broke (the motor is fine, just needed cleaned up and blown clean from dust/etc. If I have it planned correctly in my head, I'm going to turn it into a spin-art machine for my kid and her friends.
 
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