Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

That looks rather “un-sloppy” actually… more like frigid.

Frigid Joes?

 

[BrendaBear]

Do I smell a public shaming coming this way?

Shaming??? No... no way.

But... would a nice kinky spanking really be a problem?

Really???

 

[crazychemgirl]

You can bang my gong, anytime!

And I'm sure Hottie got it too.

Psssst … am I hottie?

 

[BrendaBear]

Frigid Joan's?

Didn't she have a diary or something?

 

[vagrantx]

Psssst … am I hottie?

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[UnquietDreams]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh I thought you meant that I like to be touched there unexpectedly. Like I'm getting the dishes out of the dishwasher and then there's a poke or something

Surprise!

 

[UnquietDreams]

My left eyeball.

what chapter is this for???

Taking notes...

 

[BrendaBear]

Psssst … am I hottie?

You are totally a hottie! But... I have called @hotoldrguy that for so long... I forget everyone else might not.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You are totally a hottie! But... I have called @hotoldrguy that for so long... I forget everyone else might not.

Fair enough lol

 

[UnquietDreams]

I couldn’t help but picture someone getting their butthole licked in a subway bathroom with the logo on the wall, “eat our fresh tossed salad”

The fact you "couldn't help" picture that is the disturbing part.

 

[crazychemgirl]

The fact you "couldn't help" picture that is the disturbing part.

I mean, he laid the groundwork!!

 

[BrendaBear]

The fact you "couldn't help" picture that is the disturbing part.

I don't understand why your disturbed here.... after all, she didn't mention it was you that she pictured getting your butthole licked.

Just sayin'

*running away again giggling before I get kicked or something*

 

[UnquietDreams]

Have to start slow and sensual My SO got me into buttstuff with mutual masturbation and wandering fingers. Not something that just came out of nowhere, it was very gradual over months and months.

I had a partner and I find out we were both into it at the exact same moment.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

My dear Mr. Vanilla Cupcake, who fears any back door activities, and would pass out if I ever showed an interest in pegging, sometimes get a "credit card" up the crack if he bends over in his chonies, or an aggressive poke in the bum while he's bending over checking the propane tank. Ya, know, normal married shenanigans. I just like to hear him squeak

Oh yes…. That is a common activity

My husband learned how to take the fun out of this for me. He has just come to assume it's going to happen every time he bends over, so there is little to no reaction on his part. Sometimes he just stands there and says, "Go ahead, molest me." A bit disappointing, but makes the times I truly surprise him even more fun.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Psssst … am I hottie?

Not kidding in the slightest.

 

[BrendaBear]

...Sometimes he just stands there and says, "Go ahead, molest me." ....

This part really tickled me.

 

[MindYaBitness]

My husband learned how to take the fun out of this for me. He has just come to assume it's going to happen every time he bends over, so there is little to no reaction on his part. Sometimes he just stands there and says, "Go ahead, molest me." A bit disappointing, but makes the times I truly surprise him even more fun.

I do it infrequently enough, on purpose, that it keeps him guessing. Never lose the element of surprise!

 

[AngelicaS1780]

This part really tickled me.

It's somewhere between trying to use reverse psychology on me and a learned helplessness on his part.

I do it infrequently enough, on purpose, that it keeps him guessing. Never lose the element of surprise!

I have poor impulse control at times. Just can't help myself. Must touch the bottom.

 

[UnquietDreams]

On the way to go see Deadpool 3.

 

[crazychemgirl]

My husband joked he’s gonna get a bruised butt cuz I pinch it so often

 

[crazychemgirl]

On the way to go see Deadpool 3.

ENJOY!!!!

 

[MindYaBitness]

On the way to go see Deadpool 3.

Have fun! I loved it, but I'm admittedly a little dark in my humor

 

[crazychemgirl]

Have fun! I loved it, but I'm admittedly a little dark in my humor

You? I never would have guessed

 

[UnquietDreams]

ENJOY!!!!

I will. And I forgot it's Tuesday. Only $5.

 

[BrendaBear]

Have fun! I loved it, but I'm admittedly a little dark in my humor

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