Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

There are fermented pickles, Bubbies brand for example, but most are not.

Can you get pickled eating enough pickled pickles?

 

[Secretintoelderly]

Really good for a healthy microbiome.. which sounds very hot and sexy. I know I turn you all on

 

[hotoldrguy]

Can you get pickled eating enough pickled pickles?

 

[crazychemgirl]

It's fine (well, not completely but not as big of an issue. Mostly.) when it's others. It's not like I'm having to clean your plate!

Once I saw a friend grab a fork and start finishing off her toddlers plate, which looked like a battlefield, and just immediately hurled. It was like seeing someone reach into a trash bag and grab a half eaten mushy banana. So gross.

Isn’t that a common mom thing?


Moms please confirm?


At least it’s not like Alicia silverstone chewing up her kids food and spitting it into their mouth like a mama bird

 

[vagrantx]

At least it’s not like Alicia silverstone chewing up her kids food and spitting it into their mouth like a mama bird

i... what... no

what

fuck

i'm queasy

 

[crazychemgirl]

i... what... no

what

fuck

i'm queasy

It was a rumour from back in the day … I’m not going to google it to confirm if it is true or not.

 

[BrendaBear]

At least it’s not like Alicia silverstone chewing up her kids food and spitting it into their mouth like a mama bird

https://media1.tenor.com/m/Bc9tE62L-qYAAAAC/gross-so-disgusting.gif

I might have just lost my appetite for lunch.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok ok ok …. Moving on.



What is one place you like to be touched that might be unexpected?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Omfg I love sloppy

https://www.puravidamultimedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Happy-excited-gif.gif

joes

https://media1.tenor.com/m/xZHn4Sg9L14AAAAC/breaking-computer.gif

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://www.puravidamultimedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Happy-excited-gif.gif


https://media1.tenor.com/m/xZHn4Sg9L14AAAAC/breaking-computer.gif

You offering to be my sloppy seconds?

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[thefishfryer]

I thought you would be pescatarian.

A pesky what? I'll have you know I'm ambidextrous.

 

[Secretintoelderly]

Ok ok ok …. Moving on.



What is one place you like to be touched that might be unexpected?

My lower back. Not that unexpected, but i like that

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You offering to be my sloppy seconds?

I'd even take thirds... I draw the line at fourths though!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'd even take thirds... I draw the line at fourths though!!!

Yeah by then it’s probably more than sloppy.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Ok ok ok …. Moving on.



What is one place you like to be touched that might be unexpected?

It has been so long since I have been touched with the intent of arousal, I have no idea. I am, however, available for experimentation. For science

 

[BrendaBear]

What is one place you like to be touched that might be unexpected?

At this point in my life? I'd appreciate just having my skin touched....

But maybe unexpected? My neck? I quite like that...

 

[thefishfryer]

I'd even take thirds... I draw the line at fourths though!!!

That would be quarters.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Yeah by then it’s probably more than sloppy.

https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-18-2019/QofM3T.gif

 

[UnquietDreams]

Isn’t that a common mom thing?


Moms please confirm?


At least it’s not like Alicia silverstone chewing up her kids food and spitting it into their mouth like a mama bird

Cynthia Margolis to Chris Katan on SNL...

 

[BrendaBear]

Yeah by then it’s probably more than sloppy.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/3My6Vl7c8XAAAAAC/humor-schitts.gif

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Ok ok ok …. Moving on.



What is one place you like to be touched that might be unexpected?

ughhh... the butthole

 

[crazychemgirl]

ughhh... the butthole

Is that unexpected… really?

 

[thefishfryer]

At this point in my life? I'd appreciate just having my skin touched....

But maybe unexpected? My neck? I quite like that...

I'm good with necks. I specialise with hairlines.

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-18-2019/QofM3T.gif

That looks rather “un-sloppy” actually… more like frigid.