Sex & Shenanigans

they're pickled. 😶‍🌫️
If you believe Wikipedia
Pickling is the process of preserving or extending the shelf life of food by either anaerobic fermentation in brine or immersion in vinegar. The pickling procedure typically affects the food's texture and flavor. The resulting food is called a pickle, or, if named, the name is prefaced with the word "pickled". Foods that are pickled include vegetables, fruits, mushrooms, meats, fish, dairy and eggs.
 
If you believe Wikipedia
Pickling is the process of preserving or extending the shelf life of food by either anaerobic fermentation in brine or immersion in vinegar. The pickling procedure typically affects the food's texture and flavor. The resulting food is called a pickle, or, if named, the name is prefaced with the word "pickled". Foods that are pickled include vegetables, fruits, mushrooms, meats, fish, dairy and eggs.
I’m annoyed that pickles get to be called pickles but also have to share the name with other things that are “pickled”
 
Lmao why?


When eating tacos as a kid … I remember thinking what a pain that I need a fork to clean up all the tacos bits that fell out as I was eating.
I am a very, some would say neurotically, clean eater. If anything would fall out of my burrito, it's usually just a bit of sauce from the bottom because I failed to seal it properly. If I dropped enough stuff to fill a whole 'nother taco, all of that stuff would have already been semi chewed and lost in a cough or something.

Sloppy second taco. No thank you 🤢
 
I am a very, some would say neurotically, clean eater. If anything would fall out of my burrito, it's usually just a bit of sauce from the bottom because I failed to seal it properly. If I dropped enough stuff to fill a whole 'nother taco, all of that stuff would have already been semi chewed and lost in a cough or something.

Sloppy second taco. No thank you 🤢
even as a euphemism?
 
I am a very, some would say neurotically, clean eater. If anything would fall out of my burrito, it's usually just a bit of sauce from the bottom because I failed to seal it properly. If I dropped enough stuff to fill a whole 'nother taco, all of that stuff would have already been semi chewed and lost in a cough or something.

Sloppy second taco. No thank you 🤢
You would HATE to eat with me … I am a furiously fast eater and usually end up with food on my plate … down my top… on the floor (my dog loves me)… I’m just a mess overall.
 
You would HATE to eat with me … I am a furiously fast eater and usually end up with food on my plate … down my top… on the floor (my dog loves me)… I’m just a mess overall.
It's fine (well, not completely but not as big of an issue. Mostly.) when it's others. It's not like I'm having to clean your plate!

Once I saw a friend grab a fork and start finishing off her toddlers plate, which looked like a battlefield, and just immediately hurled. It was like seeing someone reach into a trash bag and grab a half eaten mushy banana. So gross.
 
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