Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Maybe you should try it.

I say that to you and you complain about by lunch choices...

 

[crazychemgirl]

I say that to you and you complain about by lunch choices...

Maybe it’s just you.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is this an instruction?

I mean, it could be.

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

I mean, it could be.

This is why commas are important

 

[__Nathan1968]

It's more edible if I think of it less like "rancid chunk dairy" and more like "something needs to glue the dead animal toppings to the crust."

Omg so many good options… fish taco, white people taco, chicken el pastor taco



Fuck me now I want tacos.

If you fold a slice of pizza in half, you have an Italian taco. Prove me wrong.

 

[crazychemgirl]

This is why commas are important

Only occasionally

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

It's the difference between "Fuck me, now I want tacos" and "Fuck me now, I want tacos" one is expressing a craving and the other suggests you are only aroused when you crave mexican food.

 

[hotoldrguy]

You are the one requiring a Boolean choice .

Pizza has slow many options. Sauce, crust, thickness, toppings. Almost anything goes on pizza

except Pineapple

 

[BrendaBear]

I feel that.
But it has to be in that order for me, unfortunately.

It's all good. We understand, a wolf needs his energy too.

 

[crazychemgirl]

except Pineapple

The AUDACITY

 

[crazychemgirl]

It's the difference between "Fuck me, now I want tacos" and "Fuck me now, I want tacos" one is expressing a craving and the other suggests you are only aroused when you crave mexican food.

I mean, both are acceptable in my mind.

 

[UnquietDreams]

except Pineapple

You do you, sweetheart.

 

[crazychemgirl]

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If you fold a slice of pizza in half, you have an Italian taco. Prove me wrong.

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I hate you so much right now

 

[BrendaBear]

It's the difference between "Fuck me, now I want tacos" and "Fuck me now, I want tacos" one is expressing a craving and the other suggests you are only aroused when you crave mexican food.

Otis... dear... when a woman says "fuck me now I want tacos" the proper response is - what kind of tacos do you want? And after giving her said tacos, assuming she is receptive, give her something else... a bit more personal. But do not give her a grammar lesson. She doesn't need that. She needs a fuck, and a fucking taco.

Here endith(sp?) the lesson.

 

[UnquietDreams]

It's the difference between "Fuck me, now I want tacos" and "Fuck me now, I want tacos" one is expressing a craving and the other suggests you are only aroused when you crave mexican food.

I disagree on the last bit. It just says they want both sex and tacos. I support that option.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Otis... dear... when a woman says "fuck me now I want tacos" the proper response is - what kind of tacos do you want? And after giving her said tacos, assuming she is receptive, give her something else... a bit more personal. But do not give her a grammar lesson. She doesn't need that. She needs a fuck, and a fucking taco.

Here endith(sp?) the lesson.

Preach, BrendaBear

 

[crazychemgirl]

Otis... dear... when a woman says "fuck me now I want tacos" the proper response is - what kind of tacos do you want? And after giving her said tacos, assuming she is receptive, give her something else... a bit more personal. But do not give her a grammar lesson. She doesn't need that. She needs a fuck, and a fucking taco.

Here endith(sp?) the lesson.

You are so smart Brenda.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I think if I said fuck me now I want tacos … I would be happy with someone bringing me tacos… or fucking me and THEN bringing me tacos.

 

[Secretintoelderly]

You are so smart Brenda.

I learn a lot about women up here. Thanks all!

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[MindYaBitness]

except Pineapple

Cocaine Pineapple has entered the chat

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Otis... dear... when a woman says "fuck me now I want tacos" the proper response is - what kind of tacos do you want? And after giving her said tacos, assuming she is receptive, give her something else... a bit more personal. But do not give her a grammar lesson. She doesn't need that. She needs a fuck, and a fucking taco.

Here endith(sp?) the lesson.

There will be plenty of people queueing up to deliver sex and tacos but I bring the gift of education to ensure she continues to get the food and sex she wants in the future.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Cocaine Pineapple has entered the chat
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You continue to be my favourite

 

[MindYaBitness]

You continue to be my favourite

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[BrendaBear]

There will be plenty of people queuing up to deliver sex and tacos but I bring the gift of education to ensure she continues to get the food and sex she wants in the future.

Sure... but the difference is... afterwards, are you yourself satisfied...
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or are you satisfied?
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