Sex & Shenanigans

[hotcarl2785]

Reading all these morning messages, I feel like I'm the only one who actually got to bed nice and early and is waking up ready to go

I went to bed 5 hours ago, and the only place I’m ready to go is back to bed

 

[lavendersilk]

Reading all these morning messages, I feel like I'm the only one who actually got to bed nice and early and is waking up ready to go

Braggart.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Reading all these morning messages, I feel like I'm the only one who actually got to bed nice and early and is waking up ready to go

Nope. Well, I slept badly, with too many dreams, some great and others I would prefer to not remember, but I am at work to greet the dawn.

Which is still way to early, but sounds poetic...

 

[FlyingThruLife]

To be fair, it's the first time I've had a good sleep all week. I just didn't have to wake up at a specific time so my body finally decided to catch up

 

[hotcarl2785]

To be fair, it's the first time I've had a good sleep all week. I just didn't have to wake up at a specific time so my body finally decided to catch up

Those mornings are glorious. Especially when you wake up and you get to be a bit lazy about actually getting out of bed.

 

[vagrantx]

Tylenol, ibuprofen, ice or heating pad, whichever feels better. Typically if it’s me and muscular, heating pad. It might suck but make sure you’re getting up and moving around. Even just walking around to help keep everything from clenching up. Stretches to do: knees to chest, supine figure fours, child’s pose, cobra pose. Just keep it to light stretching, don’t overdue it.

Went with painkillers, childs pose, and a hot bath. I'm becoming myself again. Thank you!

 

[crazychemgirl]

It’s DEADPOOL day!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I dare one of you

 

[FlyingThruLife]

It’s DEADPOOL day!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I was gonna say if you removed someone’s skin they’d probably sink too …

Is that too dark?

 

[crazychemgirl]

#marriedlife

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[UnquietDreams]

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I was gonna say if you removed someone’s skin they’d probably sink too …

Is that too dark?

No, that was my first thought as well.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

No, that was my first thought as well.

Great minds

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[vagrantx]

I dare one of you

Not even remotely brave enough, but some times I put googly eyes on my hummingbird. Always cheers me up

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[UnquietDreams]

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"Apply juice?"

 

[crazychemgirl]

Not even remotely brave enough, but some times I put googly eyes on my hummingbird. Always cheers me up

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I absolutely love you

 

[crazychemgirl]

"Apply juice?"

I know… but it was too funny I ignored it.

But also … it’s kind of adorable

 

[UnquietDreams]

Not even remotely brave enough, but some times I put googly eyes on my hummingbird. Always cheers me up

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Oh, how I love you...

 

[UnquietDreams]

I know… but it was too funny I ignored it.

But also … it’s kind of adorable

If they were going for appley juice or something, I think they are too young for alcohol anyway.

 

[LupineOne]

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Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha

All I can think of is the early scene in DP:
*points gun*
“I will shoot your fucking cat!”
“I…I don’t know what you’re talking about, I don’t have a cat!”
“Then whose kitty litter did I just shit in?”