Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I think there’s a serial killer active here …. 3 bodies found within the span of 1 weeks

Not sure it’s wise to discuss it in a public forum. Draws attention to you and it’s not like your name is that secret.

But you walk your own dark path I guess.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Getting caught up on Gamechangers and I think I found your next tattoo @crazychemgirl

 

[MindYaBitness]

Crimes the Universe has committed against me this morning:

Insane vertigo followed by violent nausea
Hubby dropped my tumbler cup lid .. now it’s cracked and broken but still usable.
Irritating coworkers that ask me questions I don’t have the answer to .., and then double down and ask again.
Stupid samples sent in overnight


I am not ok.

It's OK, let's just snuggle and watch reruns of our favorite shows

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[Lmizzler]

Dontcha think it's a little early for that?

You mean to tell me, that if I poured a glass for you right now, you wouldn't join me on the porch for a sip?

 

[hotcarl2785]

You mean to tell me, that if I poured a glass for you right now, you wouldn't join me on the porch for a sip?

I would. Fair warning though, I don’t put out on the first porch date. Only hands stuff. I’m classy like that.

 

[LupineOne]

Dontcha think it's a little early for that?

Not this week it isn’t.
*best Jack Sparrow voice* “Bourbon’s good!”

 

[Pond_Dweller]

https://voca.ro/1bG8OTnqGQpf

Oh my god, has anyone told you, you have just the sweetest sexiest voice I've ever heard?

I may cum shortly.

 

[LupineOne]

An affection erection, if you will
I love you guys!

 

[hotcarl2785]

An affection erection, if you will
I love you guys!
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Talk about clogged arteries

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh my god, has anyone told you, you have just the sweetest sexiest voice I've ever heard?

I may cum shortly.

Oh no, don’t you start. I ain’t competing with @OrdinaryPerson over any more people!

 

[lavendersilk]

Oh my god, has anyone told you, you have just the sweetest sexiest voice I've ever heard?

I may cum shortly.

HOT AF NEW AVATAR ALERT!

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

An affection erection, if you will
I love you guys!
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I love this. This totally matches my energy.

 

[Bry1313]

You want me for my bourbon don’t you?

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I know I do

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Oh no, don’t you start. I ain’t competing with @OrdinaryPerson over any more people!

I'm good at sharing

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm good at sharing

Did you type this from the floor after you fell down laughing?

 

[Bry1313]

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You cannot read the post by this member because they are on your fake ignore list.

 

[Bry1313]

You mean to tell me, that if I poured a glass for you right now, you wouldn't join me on the porch for a sip?

If she won’t, I will

 

[Bry1313]

I'm good at sharing

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[crazychemgirl]

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Getting caught up on Gamechangers and I think I found your next tattoo @crazychemgirl

Lmao … not particularly my style

 

[crazychemgirl]

It's OK, let's just snuggle and watch reruns of our favorite shows

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you know me so well

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

 

[hotcarl2785]

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Just as long as the pumps don’t make eye contact it’s all good. That’s gonna be a hell of a mess when that tank overflows though.

 

[Bry1313]

Just as long as the pumps don’t make eye contact it’s all good. That’s gonna be a hell of a mess when that tank overflows though.

They are comfortable with who they are and what they are doing, they will be maintaining eye contact

 

[hotcarl2785]

They are comfortable with who they are and what they are doing, they will be maintaining eye contact

Split the eye contact. You don’t want the tank to feel unappreciated and used…unless the tank is into that of course.

 

[hotcarl2785]

They are comfortable with who they are and what they are doing, they will be maintaining eye contact

And I didn’t mean to insult in anyway. I’m currently rewatching How I Met Your Mother and one of the bro codes is no eye contact in a devils 3way and that popped into my head.