Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

I need a barf react, and your address so I know where to direct the angry souls of the swine you desecrated

1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW
Washington, DC 20036

 

[MindYaBitness]

We are going to have to give you one of those lettuce wrapped things aren't we

I got your lettuce wrap right here
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[MindYaBitness]

1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW
Washington, DC 20036

how dare you prank President Harris????

 

[FlyingThruLife]

I got your lettuce wrap right here

I'll tell you what I'm going to do with that lettuce wrap.... I'll stuff it with the salami that you seem to want in your sandwich so badly

 

[MindYaBitness]

I'll tell you what I'm going to do with that lettuce wrap.... I'll stuff it with the salami that you seem to want in your sandwich so badly

Okay, just make sure to get my order correct, I like it thick, not thin

 

[FlyingThruLife]

Okay, just make sure to get my order correct, I like it thick, not thin

 

[MindYaBitness]

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I'm not worried, I doubt you'll find much thin salami.
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[FlyingThruLife]

No, obviously not. May I remind you of this:

Au contraire mon frere...we are in Lit, every man here measures at least full metre and a half

Maximum salami for your lettuce wrap

 

[DrKinks]

Thank you so much for this award that I will treasure for the rest of my life. I'm so glad that my willingness to flash my tits is recognized and appreciated by all of you. I'd like to thank my parents, I guess. Without them, I may not have these blessed titties. Although they would be absolutely horrified that I post nudes online. And for that, I'm not at all sorry.

I'd like to thank God... for giving me an extra sprinkle of the titty goodness that you all get to appreciate on a regular basis.

Thank you all for your nominations. I cannot express how grateful my titties are.

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I am thrilled to have happened upon your comment and picture today! Great pick-me-up on a challenging day!

This pic of your lovely body is inspiring. It captures your eroticism and gorgeous curves so well. The placement of your hand is a great touch which seems to offer so much erotic possibility…

 

[Mr_bogey]

While I’m truly flattered by this hashtag…Bogey, all of Lit knows you have eyes for anything with tits or an ass.
The best I can offer is moobs and a hairy, pancake butt.
#ionlyhaveeyes4miz

You are sooooo much more than a pretty face. Our connection goes much deeper than just the physical.

You know that "thirst" is all a ruse to make you jealous. Is it working?

 

[Amanda330]

You are sooooo much more than a pretty face. Our connection goes much deeper than just the physical.

You know that "thirst" is all a ruse to make you jealous. Is it working?

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[MindYaBitness]

You are sooooo much more than a pretty face. Our connection goes much deeper than just the physical.

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You know that "thirst" is all a ruse to make you jealous. Is it working?

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[Mrtenant]

You are sooooo much more than a pretty face. Our connection goes much deeper than just the physical.

You know that "thirst" is all a ruse to make you jealous. Is it working?

Geebus Prince Charming, just ask to see his junk?

Or mine.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Geebus Prince Charming, just ask to see his junk?

Or mine.

 

[hotcarl2785]

So I’ve been on a long hiatus from lit and looking at jumping back in, and I’m usually drawn to the threads full of sarcastic chaos…I think I’ve found my home.

 

[FlyingThruLife]

If you like that, then I think you definitely have. Welcome back!

 

[hotcarl2785]

If you like that, then I think you definitely have. Welcome back!

I like nothing more. Thank you for the welcome back my kind sir!

 

[hotcarl2785]

If I need to fill out an application or anything, just let me know.

 

[FlyingThruLife]

Haha, not at all. Just hop right on in.
Highly recommend against anything straight up vulgar, but dry sarcasm and hilarious memes are highly encouraged. Once you get an idea for how people behave, then start throwing in your own sexy shenanigans

 

[Mrtenant]

So I’ve been on a long hiatus from lit and looking at jumping back in, and I’m usually drawn to the threads full of sarcastic chaos…I think I’ve found my home.

Sarcastic? Only? Why limit yourself? Go full chaos.

The lord has spoken.

Pretty sure everyone on this thread would love a dick pic.
It's standard for new and returning members

 

[FlyingThruLife]

Sarcastic? Only? Why limit yourself? Go full chaos.

The lord has spoken.

Pretty sure everyone on this thread would love a dick pic.
It's standard for new and returning members

Oh man, I haven't posted one of those here in a very very long time

 

[hotcarl2785]

 

[FlyingThruLife]

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[hotcarl2785]

Sarcastic? Only? Why limit yourself? Go full chaos.

The lord has spoken.

Pretty sure everyone on this thread would love a dick pic.
It's standard for new and returning members

Lol I seem to remember us being on the chaos thread together, and I had no problems posting the dick pics then, and my shamelessness hasn’t changed.

 

[FlyingThruLife]

You got bonus points for a clip if you manage to get a good helicopter going