Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

In college, my buddy drug me along to a strip club because Bridget the Midget was performing.

And...?

 

[Secretintoelderly]

We're going way too slow for BrendaD

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

On a dwarf?

Is that safe?

 

[SherlockianMan]

horny
kinky
snarky
slutty
charming
teaser
bit

I was thinking Pervy, Flashy, Kinky, Horny, for some. And a terrible, terrible pun for Bashful

 

[SherlockianMan]

And...?

just reminded me, because I'm sure he had a wank afterwards as excited as he was.

 

[FlyingThruLife]

just reminded me, because I'm sure he had a wank afterwards as excited as he was.

Did you verify his excitement for yourself?

 

[BrendaBear]

We're going way too slow for BrendaD

https://media1.tenor.com/m/XYYiXx91MAsAAAAC/who-me-who-is-you.gif

 

[SherlockianMan]

Is that safe?

As long as they are into it, sure

 

[Secretintoelderly]

Is that safe?

With a dwarf there's a natural safe distance... because of the height.

 

[SherlockianMan]

Did you verify his excitement for yourself?

I did not. It was loud as fuck in there so I mainly just drank in a corner.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Is that safe?

It's a question of balance...

 

[BrendaBear]

I did not. It was loud as fuck in there so I mainly just drank and peed in a corner.

Fixed it for you.

Well.. embellished it for you…

Whatever.

 

[SherlockianMan]

It's a question of balance...

You can ask, but it might go over their head


...I'll show myself out

 

[Secretintoelderly]

Can we kick the dwarfs out now, or are they really necessary here?

 

[Secretintoelderly]

They're killing my mood a bit

 

[Wand3rlust]

Ok, my hornometer is full now.

I'm fucking off till next time.

See you in 15 pages or so

 

[Secretintoelderly]

Ok, my hornometer is full now.

I'm fucking off till next time.

See you in 15 pages or so

Seriously? Lol

 

[Secretintoelderly]

Sleep well Wand3r!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Ok, my hornometer is full now.

I'm fucking off till next time.

See you in 15 pages or so

So you only need 5 minutes for a wank?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Bread merely limits of what is contained within the sandwich. Everyone knows the tastiest part is what is in the middle.

In the same way no one is born an adult, no one is born a perfect sandwich maker. It takes time to learn that the bread must be chosen with the same love and care that one uses for the rest of the sandwich.

 

[crazychemgirl]

So you only need 5 minutes for a wank?

I mean, some days

 

[MindYaBitness]

There's also sleepy and hungry

I get a weird burst of energy about 15-20 minutes later

 

[__Nathan1968]

Bread merely limits of what is contained within the sandwich. Everyone knows the tastiest part is what is in the middle.

There is no ingredient in a good sandwich that doesn’t belong. A properly constructed sandwich contains only those components which make it the best sandwich that it can be.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Men … if you’re ever wondering if your woman is horny … just check for the slime trail …

Women … IYKYK

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

In the same way no one is born an adult, no one is born a perfect sandwich maker. It takes time to learn that the bread must be chosen with the same love and care that one uses for the rest of the sandwich.

There is no ingredient in a good sandwich that doesn’t belong. A properly constructed sandwich contains only those components which make it the best sandwich that it can be.

Clearly, I'm not a good sandwich maker