Sex & Shenanigans

[LupineOne]

I eat that, and caprese salad, all summer long. It's why half my garden is tomatoes

Caprese salad with my garden tomatoes and basil and fresh mozzarella

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Is it your morning? Are you going to work? Don’t be jelly. I was happy for your bathtub wank this morning!

 

[BrendaBear]

Only if it was accompanied by, ”smells like."

…teen spirit?

 

[crazychemgirl]

How can anyone but anything but happy after a wank?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

How can anyone but anything but happy after a wank?

There's also sleepy and hungry

 

[crazychemgirl]

There's also sleepy and hungry

We’re not talking dwarves

 

[Wand3rlust]

How can anyone but anything but happy after a wank?

That was hours ago. It's 1.40 am.

 

[crazychemgirl]

That was hours ago. It's 1.40 am.

Sounds like it’s time for another.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Sounds like it’s time for another.

Oh that's happening. Just gotta get myself in the lovin' mood by dropping in on you lot first

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh that's happening. Just gotta get myself in the lovin' mood by dropping in on you lot first

I have sexy photos too if you need inspiration

 

[Secretintoelderly]

That was hours ago. It's 1.40 am.

Lovely to see you're still awake too

 

[SherlockianMan]

We’re not talking dwarves

Oh God, now I want the 7 dwarves of Lit

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

We’re not talking dwarves

I've never wanked with a dwarf... I think

 

[Wand3rlust]

I have sexy photos too if you need inspiration

Less talk, more action

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh that's happening. Just gotta get myself in the lovin' mood by dropping in on you lot first

Is that what this is then?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Oh God, now I want the 7 dwarves of Lit

I feel I'm Snarky. When I should be Adorable.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

That was hours ago. It's 1.40 am.

Thyme’s weird over there. Maybe it’s because of the “hy”

 

[FlyingThruLife]

Are lusty, horny, and fisty 3 more of those dwarves?

 

[Secretintoelderly]

I feel I'm Snarky. When I should be Adorable.

Well... it's night

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh God, now I want the 7 dwarves of Lit

horny
kinky
snarky
slutty
charming
teaser
bot

 

[Wand3rlust]

Is that what this is then?

Now you're speaking my language

 

[Wand3rlust]

I've never wanked with a dwarf... I think

On a dwarf?

 

[SherlockianMan]

I've never wanked with a dwarf... I think

In college, my buddy drug me along to a strip club because Bridget the Midget was performing.

 

[BrendaBear]

Oh God, now I want the 7 dwarves of Lit

Okay.. For like an orgy or something? A game of strip poker? I assume you are not putting together a basketball team….

 

[SherlockianMan]

Okay.. For like an orgy or something? A game of strip poker? I assume you are not putting together a basketball team….

I was thinking just names, but I'm down for a party