Sex & Shenanigans

Honourable Mention #3: Best Couple

@Indie & @OrdinaryPerson


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(Mostly because they won’t shut the fuck up about it … so here you go you cunts… love you both)


Thank you to @crazychemgirl, who brought @Indie and I together when my vag couldn't. This really should've been the sexiest threesome award.

And thank you to @Indie for being a sexy little asshole. I love you more than you even know.
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Honourable Mention #1: Poster Who Just Has a Way with Words

@UnquietDreams

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This is very unexpected. Because I paid a lot of money, so I expected to win all of the awards. I thought that was how it worked in politics. I made a PAC (Posting Action Committee) and everything. I will be canceling all of the checks, just so you know.

That aside, this really does mean a lot to me. A lot, and I thank you. It is a silly award, from a very silly place, but I have said it before: silly is very important. Look around our world. For people like us, and places like this, it is what we need to get through the day. It is what I need to get through the day. Silly may be what saves us all.

And I want to thank every last one of you. You are all brilliant, clever, wonderful people. Talking to you, reacting to you, playing with you, is a level of connection most people who look down on the Internet will never understand, and I feel sorry for them. And to do so on a Porn site? Pure fucking magic.

Finally, to @crazychemgirl, who loves acceptance speeches. I have said it before, and I will continue to say it: this place is what it is because of you. We are here, because of you. You make this place better when you are here. You, love, are also pure fucking magic.

I love you all, and I am humbled at this award. I honestly thank you.
 
This is very unexpected. Because I paid a lot of money, so I expected to win all of the awards. I thought that was how it worked in politics. I made a PAC (Posting Action Committee) and everything. I will be canceling all of the checks, just so you know.

That aside, this really does mean a lot to me. A lot, and I thank you. It is a silly award, from a very silly place, but I have said it before: silly is very important. Look around our world. For people like us, and places like this, it is what we need to get through the day. It is what I need to get through the day. Silly may be what saves us all.

And I want to thank every last one of you. You are all brilliant, clever, wonderful people. Talking to you, reacting to you, playing with you, is a level of connection most people who look down on the Internet will never understand, and I feel sorry for them. And to do so on a Porn site? Pure fucking magic.

Finally, to @crazychemgirl, who loves acceptance speeches. I have said it before, and I will continue to say it: this place is what it is because of you. We are here, because of you. You make this place better when you are here. You, love, are also pure fucking magic.

I love you all, and I am humbled at this award. I honestly thank you.
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