Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Just being patient...

 

[UnquietDreams]

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I fucking WISH

Ice coffee is just ...sad.

 

[crazychemgirl]

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Omg Perfect Dark is now available on Nintendo online … and this game too!!!!

*bye weekend.

 

[Mrtenant]

All I heard was that you're gonna post a dick pic. Which I'm going to naively believe means penis instead of Dick Clark... I know I'll have my heart broken again, but I'm eagerly awaiting your dick pic.

Not surprised, at all. Of all the pervs at Lit. Guess that makes you number one perv.

Gotta be known for something.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ice coffee is just ...sad.

*throws your award in the trash

 

[hotoldrguy]

Why was all our childhood gum so terrible?

I loved Bazooka Bubble gum (and the comics that came with it) and Juicy Fruit

 

[Bry1313]

 

[UnquietDreams]

Let me write this down.

"Opinion about ice coffee gets angry reacts from people who normally love me."

Got it.

 

[lavendersilk]

Why was all our childhood gum so terrible?

I present to you the best:
https://live.staticflickr.com/6034/6309658670_634f39c0bc_c.jpg

And they mess up the calligraphy if you beat them, and that sort of defeats the purpose.

Unless they are into that sort of thing.

 

[lavendersilk]

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*laughs in southeast*

Only the heat part. Those below 0 temps are yikes.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Unless they are into that sort of thing.

Oh, yeah, make me mess up my carefully created ink text art, baby...

 

[Qky75]

Dr asks for a giant sandwich from Jimmy John's. I ask him what the difference is. He says it's the difference between 8 and 16 inches. Innocently I reply I've never tried 16inches before. I knew the error as soon as it left my lips. Do NOT smirk Q!!!! ...it's literally the difference between HR and not HR. He smirked and said you should try it sometime. Omfg dead

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Let me write this down.

"Opinion about ice coffee gets angry reacts from people who normally love me."

Got it.

Forget it Jake, it’s S&S.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Dr asks for a giant sandwich from Jimmy John's. I ask him what the difference is. He says it's the difference between 8 and 16 inches. Innocently I reply I've never tried 16inches before. I knew the error as soon as it left my lips. Do NOT smirk Q!!!! ...it's literally the difference between HR and not HR. He smirked and said you should try it sometime. Omfg dead

I had a coworker, an incredibly sweet and innocent girl, who was discussing Zotz, and said, aloud, "you just have to remember to suck and not bite."

Fuck you, HR, I didn't say anything! I didn't even laugh! I beat you bastards! I won for once!

 

[hotoldrguy]

why does the word right also mean correct and affirmative? Left handed people want to know!!!

 

[Bry1313]

*laughs in southeast*

Only the heat part. Those below 0 temps are yikes.

Those are windchill, but yeah

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok the names have been sent to the award department for customization … we shall have awards in hand soon…

 

[Qky75]

why does the word right also mean correct and affirmative? Left handed people want to know!!!

Oh!!! I know this one! That's because there are correctly oriented people aka right and ...you know the other kind ...left

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ok the names have been sent to the award department for customization … we shall have awards in hand soon…

Is that a euphemism? Asking for a friend.

Who is @lavendersilk.

 

[Qky75]

Ok the names have been sent to the award department for customization … we shall have awards in hand soon…

You have what in hand? Oh.. nvm

 

[UnquietDreams]

why does the word right also mean correct and affirmative? Left handed people want to know!!!

Blame heraldry from the Middle Ages.

Go ahead and blame them. They are dead and they don't care anymore.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Blame heraldry from the Middle Ages.

Go ahead and blame them. They are dead and they don't care anymore.

Bastards!!!!

 

[Qky75]

Blame heraldry from the Middle Ages.

Go ahead and blame them. They are dead and they don't care anymore.

Look on your contact lens or glasses rx. OD oculus Dexter right eye. OS oculus sinister left eye OU oculus uterque both eyes

 

[Mrtenant]

I present to you the best:
https://live.staticflickr.com/6034/6309658670_634f39c0bc_c.jpg

Unless they are into that sort of thing.

I stole so much of that from the g-store when I was in middle school. Used to sell it for a 25cents a piece in school. I made about $30 a week from it. Got busted only once at the g-store and a couple times at school. All three of which turned into spankings. The principal hit the hardest with his fucking paddle with holes in it to reduce air resistance. Fucker. Not too long after that spankings quit hurting and then I was threatened with military boarding school if I didn't quit being such a terror. I got sneakier with my crimes after that. Fuck military school.

 

[Qky75]

Look on your contact lens or glasses rx. OD oculus Dexter right eye. OS oculus sinister left eye OU oculus uterque both eyes

@hotoldrguy ?? Latin angers you?