Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Is that why so many men are pussies?



*runs away

 

[UnquietDreams]

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You who has never read an address wrong may cast the first brick.

 

[LupineOne]

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Is that why so many men are pussies?



*runs away

…

…Rude

 

[crazychemgirl]

…

…Rude

but you laughed didn’t you?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Who has a Costco account and go buy one of those apocalypse dinner kits and let me know how they are?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

That is fucking delicious … you all can suck it if you don’t agree.

Offer still valid if I do agree?

I used a fax last week. We still have one kicking around at work.

I bet your's works 1000% better than mine. Oh, and it can't be a combo unit that can scan and send to email, it has to be old school POTS/PSTN brick. And using encryption on them?! Forget it. I'm lucky if a single page will go through.

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Is that why so many men are pussies?

*runs away

It's exactly why I'm not. 3 years and counting

 

[crazychemgirl]

Offer still valid if I do agree?


I bet your's works 1000% better than mine. Oh, and it can't be a combo unit that can scan and send to email, it has to be old school POTS/PSTN brick. And using encryption on them?! Forget it. I'm lucky if a single page will go through.

It's exactly why I'm not. 3 years and counting

I didn’t say what you had to or could suck …


Be careful what you wish for …

 

[hotoldrguy]

Also I’m older than the hills, only missing MySpace

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23 for me. I never had a walkman

 

[HoneyMeadows]

That is fucking delicious … you all can suck it if you don’t agree.

I have never had this but I fucking want some now

 

[crazychemgirl]

I have never had this but I fucking want some now

HM!!!!!! I was just thinking of you yesterday and how much I miss you!!!!!

 

[HoneyMeadows]

Who has a Costco account and go buy one of those apocalypse dinner kits and let me know how they are?

...a what now?

 

[SherlockianMan]

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The biggest of Oofs!

 

[HoneyMeadows]

HM!!!!!! I was just thinking of you yesterday and how much I miss you!!!!!

Missed you too lovely

 

[crazychemgirl]

...a what now?

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-new...calypse-bucket-food-lasts-25-years-rcna162474

 

[SherlockianMan]

Offer still valid if I do agree?


I bet your's works 1000% better than mine. Oh, and it can't be a combo unit that can scan and send to email, it has to be old school POTS/PSTN brick. And using encryption on them?! Forget it. I'm lucky if a single page will go through.

It's exactly why I'm not. 3 years and counting

Fair. Ours is one of the big combo units. Fax feature still works like garbage though, so I'm not feeling that advanced.

 

[hotoldrguy]

23 for me. I never had a walkman

and I actually used the first fax machines that I think were called Quip. You had to wrap on sheet of paper at a time around a roller to send it

 

[HoneyMeadows]

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-new...calypse-bucket-food-lasts-25-years-rcna162474

Brb, just gotta set a reminder for *checks notes* 25 years from now

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I didn’t say what you had to or could suck …


Be careful what you wish for …

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[LupineOne]

but you laughed didn’t you?

That I did. Thank you

 

[SherlockianMan]

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-new...calypse-bucket-food-lasts-25-years-rcna162474

As someone whose army trained dad made us eat MREs on camping trips, Hard pass.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Fair. Ours is one of the big combo units. Fax feature still works like garbage though, so I'm not feeling that advanced.

Those are cheating

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

As someone whose army trained dad made us eat MREs on camping trips, Hard pass.

We have MREs in our storm bug-out-bag.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I have yet to eat an MRE

 

[LupineOne]

I have yet to eat an MRE

The pound cake in some of them is quite good

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I have yet to eat an MRE

At best, some are okay.
At worst, I shall die of starvation.