LustfulIntentions2
DILF, Allegedly
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Oh yeah…?Block my overly sugared caffeine and I'll show you an angry reaction face.
I am as I am.*insert dad joke gif
Can I lay with you? … I don’t wanna adult today.
And you didn’t invite me?No joke, I took a 20 minute nap this morning.
I did a tech writing job in Seattle. It was cheaper to pay me to drive up from Portland, stay in a hotel for three days a week, and work from home the other two than to pay what someone who lived there would require.I had an offer for a job in Seattle and they said I could name my pay, but when I did they said there's no way they could do it. I told them that it was only because of housing because I'd need to buy a $1M home to fit my massive family. Nothing fancy, just comparable. Clearly, I'm not in Seattle now.
We all knew that. Just wasn’t sure if the language had evolved.No, silly. "lunch" is

And you didn’t invite me?
Rude.
Copy CCG that all paid for - I can afford the rest!I think I’m going for:
Groceries
Housekeeping
Travel
Shouldn't you get the house before the housekeeping?I think I’m going for:
Groceries
Housekeeping
Travel

I'm gonna go for the most expensive things then pay for the rest myself.
Always! I don’t wanna eitherCan I lay with you? … I don’t wanna adult today.
Assuming travel includes lodging (and therefore housekeeping), I’d take travel, groceries and clothes. Travel year-round, use local transportation so gas would only be needed for occasional rental cars, which would fall under the “travel” umbrella for long distances. No rent needed, except maybe a storage unit to store some stuff while traveling. Could get clothes as needed for whichever season/region/climate I’m traveling through at the time.
Exactly. I am very fortunate to have a good paying job in the "Rust Belt." I don't know how my fellow Buckeyes make ends meet though. Median income here is LOW.I did a tech writing job in Seattle. It was cheaper to pay me to drive up from Portland, stay in a hotel for three days a week, and work from home the other two than to pay what someone who lived there would require.
Design a full collection of friendly bags?Guys. I need like 2,500 non- angry reactions fast. What can I do?
Can I lay with you? … I don’t wanna adult today.
Cuddle pile anyone?Always! I don’t wanna either
Assuming travel includes lodging (and therefore housekeeping), I’d take travel, groceries and clothes. Travel year-round, use local transportation so gas would only be needed for occasional rental cars, which would fall under the “travel” umbrella for long distances. No rent needed, except maybe a storage unit to store some stuff while traveling. Could get clothes as needed for whichever season/region/climate I’m traveling through at the time.
Bag pics usually help.Guys. I need like 2,500 non- angry reactions fast. What can I do?
I’m always up for a cuddle pile!Cuddle pile anyone?
Bag pics usually help.
Design a full collection of friendly bags?
Third party jinxBag pics usually help.
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