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I had an offer for a job in Seattle and they said I could name my pay, but when I did they said there's no way they could do it. I told them that it was only because of housing because I'd need to buy a $1M home to fit my massive family. Nothing fancy, just comparable. Clearly, I'm not in Seattle now. 😂
I did a tech writing job in Seattle. It was cheaper to pay me to drive up from Portland, stay in a hotel for three days a week, and work from home the other two than to pay what someone who lived there would require.
 
Can I lay with you? … I don’t wanna adult today.
Always! I don’t wanna either

Assuming travel includes lodging (and therefore housekeeping), I’d take travel, groceries and clothes. Travel year-round, use local transportation so gas would only be needed for occasional rental cars, which would fall under the “travel” umbrella for long distances. No rent needed, except maybe a storage unit to store some stuff while traveling. Could get clothes as needed for whichever season/region/climate I’m traveling through at the time.
 
I did a tech writing job in Seattle. It was cheaper to pay me to drive up from Portland, stay in a hotel for three days a week, and work from home the other two than to pay what someone who lived there would require.
Exactly. I am very fortunate to have a good paying job in the "Rust Belt." I don't know how my fellow Buckeyes make ends meet though. Median income here is LOW.
 
Can I lay with you? … I don’t wanna adult today.

Always! I don’t wanna either


Assuming travel includes lodging (and therefore housekeeping), I’d take travel, groceries and clothes. Travel year-round, use local transportation so gas would only be needed for occasional rental cars, which would fall under the “travel” umbrella for long distances. No rent needed, except maybe a storage unit to store some stuff while traveling. Could get clothes as needed for whichever season/region/climate I’m traveling through at the time.
Cuddle pile anyone?

Guys. I need like 2,500 non- angry reactions fast. What can I do?
Bag pics usually help.
 
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