Sex & Shenanigans

[Taegul]

Hahaha hotttttttt pohhhhket....

You better not think of Jim's boobies. Not that his aren't great, I'm sure. I haven't seen them.

But I know for a fact, as far as I go, they're real - and they're spectacular... Lol

So, done any jousting lately?

No. And my pole is aching to joust lmao

 

[MindYaBitness]

I will always remember @Tigobitties98 for misspelling my name.

#Crushed

I misspell my own name. My typos are second only to @OrdinaryPerson 's. I aspire to her level excellent!

 

[Taegul]

I misspell my own name. My typos are second only to @OrdinaryPerson 's. I aspire to her level excellent!

I need stitches for this cut.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Someone rang?

I don’t think you ever told me your fillet preference for yourself

Unfilleted is my preference

 

[Bry1313]

I appreciate @Amanda330 for her understanding of the horror show of the poetry I encouraged and allowing my friendship (likely because I was a package deal with @SalaciousMonkey22

I’m very glad @Tigobitties98 did overcome her loathing of dudes with predator AVs and tell me I was funny, and we haven’t stopped laughing since.

I’m very appreciative of @NRJLIVES4ever @SalaciousMonkey22 @Mr_bogey and @Lmizzler for demonstrating that it’s not only ok, but it’s fantastic to have male friends on a sex site.

 

[Bry1313]

......

I’ll take it, even if you whispered it

 

[Amanda330]

I appreciate @Amanda330 for her understanding of the horror show of the poetry I encouraged and allowing my friendship (likely because I was a package deal with @SalaciousMonkey22

I’m very glad @Tigobitties98 did overcome her loathing of dudes with predator AVs and tell me I was funny, and we haven’t stopped laughing since.

I’m very appreciative of @SalaciousMonkey22 @Mr_bogey and @Lmizzler for demonstrating that it’s not only ok, but it’s fantastic to have male friends on a sex site.

Umm. Excuse me, but, I was friends with you before the poetry debacle. Tyvm. You'd sealed your fate by then. Yet, somehow through probably the magic of monkey, the most fabulous throuple ever evolved from that fateful day.

I do wish I'd screenshot the poem tho.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Umm. Excuse me, but, I was friends with you before the poetry debacle. Tyvm. You'd sealed your fate by then. Yet, somehow through probably the magic of monkey, the most fabulous throuple ever evolved from that fateful day.

I do wish I'd screenshotted the poem tho.

@Bry1313 probably has it … he has all the receipts.

 

[Bry1313]

Umm. Excuse me, but, I was friends with you before the poetry debacle. Tyvm. You'd sealed your fate by then. Yet, somehow through probably the magic of monkey, the most fabulous throuple ever evolved from that fateful day.

I do wish I'd screenshotted the poem tho.

That’s true, the sad face was before that, forgive my transgressions

 

[Amanda330]

That’s true, the sad face was before that, forgive my transgressions

I'll forgive this once.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I appreciate @Bry1313 for his never letting me leave things …

Because I also appreciate @OrdinaryPerson for her never deleting things

 

[SherlockianMan]

Dammit, I just saw the news

Guessing that's what spurred on the memory trips.

Fucking sad day.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'll forgive this once.

Why am I frightened on his behalf

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

my flem IS known far and wide for being the craziest I’m all the land

You’re a Flemish mercenary!

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[lavendersilk]

I was just going through my PMs and I have been very lucky to have mostly sweet, friendly, sexy, amazing interactions with so many people except for @Bry1313 and @Mr_bogey

All kidding aside... I have bonded over Schitt and nipples with one and Dropkick Murphys the other. You know which is which.

And to @SirConradPeckereye, thank you for being the brother I never wanted.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I was just going through my PMs and I have been very lucky to have mostly sweet, friendly, sexy, amazing interacrions with so many people except for @Bry1313 and @Mr_bogey

All kidding aside... I have bonded over Schitt and nipples with one and Dropkick Murphys the other. You know which is which.

And to @SirConradPeckereye, thank you for being the brother I never wanted.

Does everyone else save their PM’s but me?!!!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I remember being so intimidated by all of you when I started, and being too shy to post or respond. That may have faded. I may flirt somewhat now.

I remember the first time being insulted by @crazychemgirl, and driving her insane for a while. Oh, and coming out and saying she hated my username.

I still love waking up and finding I amused @Kitty_so_frisky. I love that.

I remember flirting hard with @AuntieDisco with filthy sounding hockey terms.

I remember knowing @Amanda330 was beautiful by reading her posts of her life, well before I ever saw her face or figure.

Bonding with @Tigobitties98 and @BrendaD over Portland memories.

I remember when @Mr_bogey came back, and I was so fucking intimidated by him. Then I remembered a night when he broke his exile, and he and I tossed songs back and forth in a wake for Karl Wallinger. And I wasn't so intimidated anymore. And now I look forward to what he posts and responds to.

@Bry1313 being honest, and acerbic, and sarcastic, and helping me face some of the goblins in my mind. It is his fault I post in Chaos, but it is therapy, and I love him for it.

I love @OrdinaryPerson for just being OrdinaryPerson, and that is wonderful. I still remember the first time she laughed at something I said. I still take note when she does it now.

I remember slowly finding myself flirting with @lavendersilk more and more, until I realized I was offering to have sex with her once at least every few pages, and she was returning the sentiment. And I love you, Purple.

Saying good morning to @dawn_of_night, and good night, every night I was on. And I love you, sweetheart. You are a superhero, and good people.

@morelikeasong, for being the person I LitStalked in here from her thread, and still being my favorite LitStalk, as well as my friend. And a beautiful geek princess.

@Wand3rlust, for making me count "wow" reactions as more important than "love" reactions.

I love @HeavyBalls dropping in to say he loves boobs. Because as chaotic as the world is, we need constants.

I love @Taegul, gods help me if I don't, you fatherfucker.

@vagrantx, who may or may not be a far, far more attractive version of myself from an alternate timeline. We are waaaay too much alike, time traveler, and I love that. And your stories. And you.

God, I know I am missing people, but honestly, l love this place, and I love you all. You have all become essential to me.

 

[lavendersilk]

Does everyone else save their PM’s but me?!!!

You don't have a Smurf photo from me?

 

[LupineOne]

I was just going through my PMs and I have been very lucky to have mostly sweet, friendly, sexy, amazing interactions with so many people except for @Bry1313 and @Mr_bogey

All kidding aside... I have bonded over Schitt and nipples with one and Dropkick Murphys the other. You know which is which.

And to @SirConradPeckereye, thank you for being the brother I never wanted.

Me too. I almost never delete my PMs.
Thank God.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Excuse me, where is this boca and how did I miss it????

It was during my Drunken Poetry DM era.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Fuck it. I lost my first friendly vag friend. You’re all my friendly vag friends now!

(Except @OrdinaryPerson , who is my friendly bag friend )

Did I miss some emojis? (I may be very sad but a tiger doesn't change his stripes )

 

[lavendersilk]

Me too. I almost never delete my PMs.
Thank God.

Thank you for your curry recipe with a bear meat substitute.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You don't have a Smurf photo from me?

I delete ALL my old PM’s because there’s no way to store them into folders like I do in my email and the madness of having pages and pages of PM’s makes my brain hurt.

 

[lavendersilk]

You don't have a Smurf photo from me?

It's ok. You got it from me a second time not that long ago.