Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

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I always like "it is 2003 and the Earth is united" and no, it fucking never will be.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I just wanted to say cockles.

Cuz it’s fun.


Does anyone use the word cockles in a regular basis besides doctors? Do doctors chuckle I’m their brain when they say it?

Cockle and cumquat are my favorite words

 

[LupineOne]

 

[Lmizzler]

This warms the cockles of my heart.

You said Cock!

 

[crazychemgirl]

You said Cock!

what? I enjoy a good cock(le) every now and then.

 

[Qky75]

what? I enjoy a good cock(le) every now and then.

She like the turf AND the surf edit...this is only funny to me as I melded two different threads of which the other one involved weiner double entendre

 

[lavendersilk]

https://voca.ro/1jxL1nTuV1QD

This recording was the spark that electrocuted my heart.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Before I knew @OrdinaryPerson was a real person (jury is still out who pulls the strings) I heard @Wand3rlust do an impression of their voice and then I heard OP's voice and I had a hard time figuring out who was who.

Funny, I still have a hard time figuring that out myself.

 

[lavendersilk]

Did I get my hair done or did I fingerbang a Smurf??

https://ibb.co/FWXCVN5
https://ibb.co/bvtkD9V

This was the beginning of a smurfing smurf-tastic relationship.

 

[LupineOne]

This was the beginning of a smurfing smurf-tastic relationship.

Well, it was posted here, and her fingers are blue, so I’m guessing there’s a boneless-looking Smurf with her eyes crossed somewhere

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I remember that one time I finally got the courage to message @crazychemgirl by baiting her to talk to me by sending her my boobs. Now I get to be a part of her big boobie cult clique even though I'm the "and... OP"

 

[Qky75]

Well, it was posted here, and her fingers are blue, so I’m guessing there’s a boneless-looking Smurf with her eyes crossed somewhere

I laughed entirely too hard at that...annnnd lemon water through the nose stings fucker

 

[crazychemgirl]

I laughed entirely too hard at that...annnnd lemon water through the nose stings fucker

This reminds me of finding out @MrsPassion and her liquid through nose moment.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

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Unless you have perfected your “customer service voice” … or if you are @Indie and you sound like a sex phone operator.

"Hello, this is Indie. You've been a very bad girl, haven't you?"

 

[crazychemgirl]

"Hello, this is Indie. You've been a very bad girl, haven't you?"

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

"Hello, this is Indie. You've been a very bad girl, haven't you?"

Voca?

 

[Qky75]

"Hello, this is Indie. You've been a very bad girl, haven't you?"

Visa 4367......

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

You’re not wrong about @Indie
That voice

You guys...I like to keep my night job a secret.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I also remember that one time @Indie said hi and told me to send her my vag so we would be friends. So of course I did, then she proceeded to ignore me for a couple of months.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

This recording was the spark that electrocuted my heart.

Hahaha. It was the beginning of our toaster bath love.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I also remember that one time @Indie said hi and told me to send her my vag so we would be friends. So of course I did, then she proceeded to ignore me for a couple of months.

It was longer than a couple months...

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I also remember that one time @Indie said hi and told me to send her my vag so we would be friends. So of course I did, then she proceeded to ignore me for a couple of months.

I won't ignore your bag.

 

[LupineOne]

You guys...I like to keep my night job a secret.

Oops. Well, you know where to find me

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

It was longer than a couple months...

Good thing I had @crazychemgirl's ample bossom to keep me warm during those sad lonely months and now we have the best threesome of 5000 pages of shenginans after you finally got back to me.

 

[Secretintoelderly]

This recording was the spark that electrocuted my heart.

So good