Sex & Shenanigans

[Qky75]

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Plenty of milk for you?

...and also some for me!!

Love that song!

 

[dawn_of_night]

To clarify my nuts are safely out of range.

Yea, I was thinking about me, as always.

Glad to know I'm not the only chewbacca around here though.

If you fuckers need help with your nuts....
Maybe you should consult a barbers service...

Just saying.....

 

[Mrtenant]

I tried that line last night. But apparently when you're standing there naked with a boner, people think you have an ulterior motive.

That's why you gotta make it irresistible and wear the wrestling slingshot uniform.

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[Mrtenant]

If you fuckers need help with your nuts....
Maybe you should consult a barbers service...

Just saying.....

I just suppose you are the barber?

 

[Bbl87]

That's what you gotta make it irresistible and wear the wrestling slingshot uniform.

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If anything, I usually go minimalist.

And yes, I actually own one.

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[dawn_of_night]

I just suppose you are the barber?

Did I say that?
I don't think I said that....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Did I say that?
I don't think I said that....

I mean... I cut my own.....
And in special circumstances I've given a male a treat.... But .....
Barber, I am not.

 

[Amanda330]

Did you…not get more coffee yesterday?

No, I did. Sometimes I just like to be a little bit violent in the morning.

 

[UnquietDreams]

No, I did. Sometimes I just like to be a little bit violent in the morning.

Violence is never the answer. Violence is the question. For you, the answer is "sometimes in the morning."

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

No, I did. Sometimes I just like to be a little bit violent in the morning.

Yeah, “in the morning”.

 

[Amanda330]

Yeah, “in the morning”.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Of course you are
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[hotoldrguy]

 

[Mrtenant]

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Bro,

If you're needing some DMs just fuggin say so? Boobs? Dicks?

 

[Bbl87]

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I was gonna say, and some people REALLY love if you can barely fit in their box...

 

[dawn_of_night]

I was gonna say, and some people REALLY love if you can barely fit in their box...

This is what I was thinking....
Bring me the tight fitting....

Jeans...

 

[Bbl87]

This is what I was thinking....
Bring me the tight fitting....

Jeans...

I finally broke down and had to buy new slacks for work recently. Went with straight fit, which is definitely an adjustment. But the way they sit when I sit down definitely shows off my new affinity for colorful argyle socks!

 

[vagrantx]

I finally broke down and had to buy new slacks for work recently.

S̷̟̿̌͌̄͠L̴̼̟͚̯̾̉Ạ̸̛͒̾̅̈́C̴̺̦̆͐͒͋͊ͅK̷͍͇͖͈̜͂́̓S̷̜͙͇̹͙͑̓͌͘!!

 

[dawn_of_night]

I finally broke down and had to buy new slacks for work recently. Went with straight fit, which is definitely an adjustment. But the way they sit when I sit down definitely shows off my new affinity for colorful argyle socks!

Damn....so not where I was hoping that was going....

Smh...
Relaxed fit prolly gives you more room though, and that's sexy. Cause nobody wants squished nuts....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Anyone want to self care with me???

 

[MindYaBitness]

Anyone want to self care with me???
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I can't knit/crochet. I've tried. It's awful. Like a drunk spider.

 

[Bbl87]

Damn....so not where I was hoping that was going....

Smh...
Relaxed fit prolly gives you more room though, and that's sexy. Cause nobody wants squished nuts....

Eh, for being a bigger and thicker guy, I have surprisingly skinny legs. Straight fit is definitely growing on me.

And if a friend were so inclined, they would definitely accentuate anything that would arise to a greater extent with the snugger fit.

 

[Bbl87]

Damn....so not where I was hoping that was going....

Smh...
Relaxed fit prolly gives you more room though, and that's sexy. Cause nobody wants squished nuts....

Oh and I've shared pictures of my awesome argyle socks around here, though they weren't in the foreground...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Oh and I've shared pictures of my awesome argyle socks around here, though they weren't I'm the foreground...

I once posted a picture of my sexy, sexy Cheez It socks...

 

[Amanda330]

I can't knit/crochet. I've tried. It's awful. Like a drunk spider.

I've also tried. My mom is so talented and can make blankets and clothing. I'm like ... crocheting in just a line and can't manage it. I also obviously cannot count because every line is uneven.