Sex & Shenanigans

[dawn_of_night]

Guys....
Average inseam is 30, then 32, 34, B&T starts after this....
A "husky" or whatever men are called is 29, 28 and sometimes 26....

Don't get me started on women's lengths....
Or bra sizes... Or breast size....

 

[BrendaBear]

Oh, come on. I know you want to send me that pic from earlier, promise I'll delete it before bed.

Sure... sure you will!!!

https://media1.tenor.com/m/lvAndwX0DjYAAAAC/gif.gif

 

[dawn_of_night]

I thought he was a dwarf... so.. 5 to 10 inches?

Who? @Qky75 or @HarryHill

 

[Qky75]

Right sooo doing the math...average 32" inseam minus 2' for hot humid weather equals 30" .

 

[BrendaBear]

Guys....
Average inseam is 30, then 32, 34, B&T starts after this....
A "husky" or whatever men are called is 29, 28 and sometimes 26....

Don't get me started on women's lengths....
Or bra sizes... Or breast size....

Really! About those women's inseam lengths...

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ei8Tb8SzI38AAAAC/poke-bear.gif

 

[Qky75]

Who? @Qky75 or @HarryHill

71"...total dwarf disqualification. Too tall for the ride.

 

[BrendaBear]

Who? @Qky75 or @HarryHill

Well, I was hoping to provoke Q... but Harry would be fun too...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Bang a gong get it on..get it on

 

[Azuldrgon]

Not to be Captain Obvious, but maybe @crazychemgirl just meant she was super high.
Depends on the gummy I guess.

 

[BrendaBear]

71"...total dwarf disqualification. Too tall for the ride.

WHAT???? I've heard the "oh yeah, 8 inches!" and a few "10 inches, baby!" but 71???? What the hell???

 

[dawn_of_night]

71"...total dwarf disqualification. Too tall for the ride.

I am only 64 inches thank you....

 

[Qky75]

Not to be Captain Obvious, but maybe @crazychemgirl just meant she was super high.
Depends on the gummy I guess.

Waaait wait ....no no no..this is comprised entirely of innuendos.....don't harsh our mellow with your literalness

 

[dawn_of_night]

Not to be Captain Obvious, but maybe @crazychemgirl just meant she was super high.
Depends on the gummy I guess.

You're no fun....
Also reminds me to talk to her about her gummies
I'll do this sober though.,.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Waaait wait ....no no no..this is comprised entirely of innuendos.....don't harsh our mellow with your literalness

Not saying the thought of her playing with my balls is less than appealing.
Still, I bet she's still loopy right now.

 

[Azuldrgon]

You're no fun....
Also reminds me to talk to her a kit her gummies
I'll do this so we though.,.

Don't make me break out the you know what, little one.

 

[BrendaBear]

Waaait wait ....no no no..this is comprised entirely of innuendos.....don't harsh our mellow with your literalness

https://media1.tenor.com/m/hqa5OOfvxYYAAAAC/well-said-good-point.gif

 

[dawn_of_night]

Does anyone have a 8 inch ride with no lines and no height restrictions....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Don't make me break out the you know what, little one.

Ugh. Batman. No.....

 

[HarryHill]

Sure... sure you will!!!

https://media1.tenor.com/m/lvAndwX0DjYAAAAC/gif.gif

Don't tease Brenda bear

 

[UnquietDreams]

W

Nope …. steel trap bitch!

Sounds like a hair metal band. Steel Trap Bitch.

 

[BrendaBear]

Don't tease Brenda bear

That's right folks!!! Don't ever tease Brenda bear! You can tease each other all you want... and she will too.. .but you cannot tease her.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Ugh. Batman. No.....

*evil maniacal laugh*

 

[BrendaBear]

Sounds like a hair metal band. Steel Trap Bitch.

Oh ... that's a good idea... what other ladies here are musicians??

 

[Azuldrgon]

Oh ... that's a good idea... what other ladies here are musicians??

Sounds like a Runaways cover band to me.

 

[HarryHill]

Who? @Qky75 or @HarryHill

My inseam is 32"