Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Hiya Blue. I am so drunk/ :fikblhfgdtu:

Are you talking to me?

I’m deep in gummy territory

 

[HarryHill]

L'chaim!!! ...I'm deep into some spiced rum so I guess it's Arrrggghh

Yeah, bed is only 15' away but I don't know if I should walk or crawl

 

[BrendaBear]

Are you talking to me?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/NigrGlUDFUkAAAAd/amanda-bynes-robert-de-niro.gif

I’m deep in gummy territory

Good plan! I'm in whiskey wallow myself...

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m high as BALLS YALL

 

[Azuldrgon]

Is this everyone's way of saying I'm the designated driver again? ugh.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Toasted marshmallows, no chocolate.

Edit: don't worry @HarryHill , she doesn't like chocolate.

Thanks Ho, I like the cookies and creme or recees peanut butter cups....
I also don't like honey Graham crackers, so I always buy cinnamon ones...

Thanks for remembering

 

[dawn_of_night]

I'm farther north though.
Not that the idea is far from interesting.

I always forget this....
I passed geography the non traditional way... Lol

 

[dawn_of_night]

Is this everyone's way of saying I'm the designated driver again? ugh.

Man I wish I was high...
I'd get myself off and pass the fuck out
I gotta work tomorrow, be then by 9

 

[BrendaBear]

I use my dog for that.

I meant to mention this earlier... even your dog is a bit too sophisticated for me to follow, but it does politely listen to me blather on...

 

[HarryHill]

Are you talking to me?

I’m deep in gummy territory

No, I wasn't, but I can. How are you dizzy girl? Any secrets to tell while you are loose in your mind?

 

[dawn_of_night]

I’m high as BALLS YALL

Most balls are only 30 to 34 inches of the ground....
Are you sure?
Maybe you're high as breasts....

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m high as BALLS YALL

What if my balls hang low? AFAF.

 

[crazychemgirl]

No, I wasn't, but I can. How are you dizzy girl? Any secrets to tell while you are loose in your mind?

Nope …. steel trap bitch!

 

[dawn_of_night]

L'chaim!!! ...I'm deep into some spiced rum so I guess it's Arrrggghh

Wish you were deep in me....

 

[HarryHill]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/NigrGlUDFUkAAAAd/amanda-bynes-robert-de-niro.gif

Good plan! I'm in whiskey wallow myself...

 

[Qky75]

I’m high as BALLS YALL

Just how high ARE balls? My balls hang low...inquiring minds want to know

 

[dawn_of_night]

What if my balls hang low? AFAF.

Right.... Then we're looking at 18 to 20 inches from ground ....

 

[Azuldrgon]

Wish you were deep in me....

That's one way to fall asleep.

 

[Qky75]

Wish you were deep in me....

Bang a gong get it on..get it on

 

[dawn_of_night]

Just how high ARE balls? My balls hang low...inquiring minds want to know

Were you paying attention to me???

I just explained all of this Boo.

 

[BrendaBear]

Just how high ARE balls? My balls hang low...inquiring minds want to know

Do your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em over your shoulder
Like a continental (regimental) soldier
Do your balls hang low?

*get that out of your head tonight.... giggles running out of the room... into the closet because I'm a bit drunk...*

 

[Qky75]

Were you paying attention to me???

I just explained all of this Boo.

You just hit post faster

 

[BrendaBear]

Bang a gong get it on..get it on

Oh great!!! That one will stick in my head!

Better grab my guitar to start the exorcism...

 

[BrendaBear]

Right.... Then we're looking at 18 to 20 inches from ground ....

I thought he was a dwarf... so.. 5 to 10 inches?

 

[HarryHill]

Nope …. steel trap bitch!

Oh, come on. I know you want to send me that pic from earlier, promise I'll delete it before bed.