Sex & Shenanigans

[hotoldrguy]

You must be on a different internet than I am... My rabbit holes have never led to blender masturbation...

first time for me...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Shhhh, just relax and let it happen

*squeak*

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You must be on a different internet than I am... My rabbit holes have never led to blender masturbation...

...yet

 

[hotoldrguy]

and now after that, it is time to eat dinner. At least I am not having hot dogs tonight

 

[lavendersilk]

I must love @UnquietDreams a bunch to post this. Enjoy.

https://voca.ro/16BgGAaUWmq4

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I must love @UnquietDreams a bunch to post this. Enjoy.

https://voca.ro/16BgGAaUWmq4

I love this. And not just because you spent more time explaining than doing

 

[Secretintoelderly]

I must love @UnquietDreams a bunch to post this. Enjoy.

https://voca.ro/16BgGAaUWmq4

You have an awesome voice!

 

[Amanda330]

I must love @UnquietDreams a bunch to post this. Enjoy.

https://voca.ro/16BgGAaUWmq4

It was NOT horrible! You have such a great voice!

I loved it!!!

 

[Amanda330]

...yet

Hopefully never. Ngl. Totally nmk.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I know. So she just stop[ped and showed a device of some kind that sits on top of the blender blade non sharp material

The US health care system can’t be this big of a failure.

 

[Qky75]

The US health care system can’t be this big of a failure.

And yet....

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

So anyway, Barb and Star go to Vista Del Mar is such a fun time.

 

[lavendersilk]

So anyway, Barb and Star go to Vista Del Mar is such a fun time.

You just watched it? So good. Watched it with my mom. We died laughing. We are both ghosts.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You just watched it? So good. Watched it with my mom. We died laughing. We are both ghosts.

I’ve seen it before but just rewatched it. So underrated.

 

[vagrantx]

I must love @UnquietDreams a bunch to post this. Enjoy.

squeeeeee

encore, encore!

 

[Qky75]

You must be on a different internet than I am... My rabbit holes have never led to blender masturbation...

Wait what?!? That's a thing?!?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Saturdays are the worst.
Monday can't get here soon enough.

Don’t make me smother you. I mean, I’d do it kindly with boobs, but rushing through the weekend are fighting words!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Don’t make me smother you. I mean, I’d do it kindly with boobs, but rushing through the weekend are fighting words!

If wishing the weekend were over gets me smothered, I'd say let's never have weekends again

 

[curious_me]

Because you're smart.

I'm shocked that as someone who loves coffee so much that I could allow this to happen. I blame my kids being home. I went to the store and was so focused on them that I forgot about what *I* need.

Freaking kids.

They're the worst. They just take and take and take.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Wait what?!? That's a thing?!?

Walk away from the blender Q ....
*Reaches for his hand*
Common, commere.....

 

[Qky75]

Walk away from the blender Q ....
*Reaches for his hand*
Common, commere.....

Aww cmon....once in a lifetime thrill and if I'm successful no more dick doing the thinking for me!!!

 

[SherlockianMan]

Woohoo! Just scheduled tattoo #13! How's everyone else's day going?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Aww cmon....once in a lifetime thrill and if I'm successful no more dick doing the thinking for me!!!

I mean...
I ....I uh....
Well I guess it's up to you.
What do I know,
I guess that's what vibrators are for

 

[Secretintoelderly]

Its not fair: Women use an electric toothbrush, and men are forced to stick It in a blender.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Its not fair: Women use an electric toothbrush, and men are forced to stick It in a blender.

If you see the blender as suitable masterbatory companion, or at all comparable to an electric toothbrush, sugar, I've got a long stay in a nice padded room with a nice white jacket you can hug yourself in, all ready for you!