Sex & Shenanigans

[__Nathan1968]

Generally, yes. But I've got to leave to do a funeral in a few minutes. I'm not sure funeral boobs are appropriate.

Open casket / topless mourners. /

 

[Lmizzler]

I just got out of the shower does that help

Hop back in and help me wash my back please.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I thought this was a standing invite

Oh the invite stands just sounded like you thought we were kinda degenerates that never get out of the sexy shower orgy…hey…waitaminnit…,

 

[Amanda330]

Hop back in and help me wash my back please.

Replaced so quickly after you asked to be in our shower.... Rude.

 

[Lmizzler]

Oh the invite stands just sounded like you thought we were kinda degenerates that never get out of the sexy shower orgy…hey…waitaminnit…,

Hang on…there is an orgy in there too?

I thought it was just to save water.

 

[Lmizzler]

Replaced so quickly after you asked to be in our shower.... Rude.

She is just hopping in with the rest of us.

 

[ShaneoD]

Oh the invite stands just sounded like you thought we were kinda degenerates that never get out of the sexy shower orgy…hey…waitaminnit…,

Would running out of hot water stop a shower orgy

 

[__Nathan1968]

Would running out of hot water stop a shower orgy

If the orgy was steamy enough, would you notice?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hang on…there is an orgy in there too?

I thought it was just to save water.

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Would running out of hot water stop a shower orgy

Is that a euphemism?

 

[Lmizzler]

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[__Nathan1968]

Is that a euphemism?

Which part? I often have a shower orgy of one. Never run out of hot water.

 

[ShaneoD]

Is that a euphemism?

I hadn't planned it but it could be, now I'm wondering if there's an etiquette for who's the last person to turn off the tap

 

[__Nathan1968]

I hadn't planned it but it could be, now I'm wondering if there's an etiquette for who's the last person to turn off the tap

Is *that* a euphemism?

 

[ShaneoD]

Is *that* a euphemism?

I'll admit to that one

 

[__Nathan1968]

I'll admit to that one

If if find yourself with a constant drip, you should have it checked out

 

[Amanda330]

Would running out of hot water stop a shower orgy

Never. But it's ok. We have limitless hot water. That's what happens when you're American.

We don't give a shit about the planet. Give me orgasms or give me death. And don't inconvenience me. *Thank you*

 

[ShaneoD]

Never. But it's ok. We have limitless hot water. That's what happens when you're American.

We don't give a shit about the planet. Give me orgasms or give me death. And don't inconvenience me. *Thank you*

I should really switch to an electric shower

 

[__Nathan1968]

I should really switch to an electric shower

Does that get you cleaner than water?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Hop back in and help me wash my back please.

 

[ShaneoD]

Does that get you cleaner than water?

I imagine cleanliness would take a backseat if you pushed the button and 220.......110 volts came flying at you

 

[MindYaBitness]

Never. But it's ok. We have limitless hot water. That's what happens when you're American.

We don't give a shit about the planet. Give me orgasms or give me death. And don't inconvenience me. *Thank you*

Thank you! It's a three orgasm minimum, finally someone with standards!

 

[Amanda330]

Thank you! It's a three orgasm minimum, finally someone with standards!

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[ShaneoD]

Thank you! It's a three orgasm minimum, finally someone with standards!

Wait........ Is that why it's called a wet room? (God I hope that's not just an Irish thing)

 

[hotoldrguy]

I’m sorry UK peeps … but tea is the worst.

I’m sorry babes …. I wish I could send you a coffee … but I feel like that would be a very expensive delivery fee.

My grandparents were second generation British. I started drinking tea in the afternoon with my grandmother long before I was allowed to drink coffee. Of course now I am mostly a coffee drinker LOL