🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[Bry1313]

Nominated for not texting me during the hurricane.

Nominated for giving me false digits

 

[AlottaFocina]

Slow week. I guess I need to go cast my net on some of the other threads and pull the wankery back where it belongs.

Noms so far this week *shakes head*

@Donotrustanybody for not naming names
@ToPleaseHim for not naming names
@barefootgirl69 for not wanking
@aussiegeekygal for non-wanking accusery
@StillRain for Dickey support
@Bry1313 for being a Dickey dickie, ghosting
@AlottaFocina for fakery, dakery, dock

 

[StillRain]

Who nominated me for Dickie! How dare they!

 

[Bry1313]

Who nominated me for Dickie! How dare they!

Nominated for not knowing I nominated you

 

[StillRain]

Nominated for not knowing I nominated you

Of course

So toxic

 

[Bry1313]

Of course

So toxic

Nominated for thinking a valid nomination is toxic

 

[StillRain]

Nominated for thinking a valid nomination is toxic

Nominated for not recognising it’s the nominator not the nomination that’s toxic

 

[Bry1313]

Nominated for not recognising it’s the nominator not the nomination that’s toxic

Nominated for teaching me the lesson “never do work for your Lit heroes”, it’s all gone to hell since I was POJ.

 

[StillRain]

Nominated for teaching me the lesson “never do work for your Lit heroes”, it’s all gone to hell since I was POJ.

Allll you had to do was give a certificate to @crazychemgirl honestly it’s all I’ve heard about since

 

[Bry1313]

Allll you had to do was give a certificate to @crazychemgirl honestly it’s all I’ve heard about since

https://media1.tenor.com/m/23U3Qt9peEkAAAAd/are-we-really-doing-this-again-miriam-maisel.gif

 

[StillRain]

Forever.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Where’s my certificate @Bry1313 ?!!!!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

@crazychemgirl for always joking about not giving @Indie and I the best couple award

 

[crazychemgirl]

@crazychemgirl for always joking about not giving @Indie and I the best couple award

Nominating @OrdinaryPerson and @Indie for shameless award bribing

 

[Azuldrgon]

*peeks in*

 

[Bry1313]

Jeez let it go already. You nominate a person ONE TIME for choosing a shite judge and she won't let it go...

Nominated for clinging to the fiction that, that particular POJ was a shite judge

 

[StillRain]

Nominated for clinging to the fiction that, that particular POJ was a shite judge

Nominated for not being able to see your own flaws and embrace them.

 

[StillRain]

@crazychemgirl for always joking about not giving @Indie and I the best couple award

Nominated for imagining you might be a better couple than pmann and his vacuum

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Nominated for imagining you might be a better couple than pmann and his vacuum

Nominated for thinking objects are eligible

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Nominated for thinking objects are eligible

Nominated for not recognizing that all love matters.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Nominated for not recognizing that all love matters.

Nominates myself and my clit sucker for best couple then

Oh wait, that's still @Indie

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Who nominated me for Dickie! How dare they!

Wait, is Dickieglows back? (Way the fuck out of the loop)

 

[InThe312]

Wait, is Dickieglows back? (Way the fuck out of the loop)

No. @ToPleaseHim got him the ban hammer. Poor Dickey.

 

[InThe312]

Nominates myself and my clit sucker for best couple then

Oh wait, that's still @Indie

Nominated for thinking objects are eligible

 

[UnquietDreams]

Nominate @crazychemgirl for banning me over a well-crafted Muppet post. That she totally sang to.