Sex & Shenanigans

[Qky75]

Good night you hooligans.

 

[Bry1313]

Y'all's avatars are so similar I'm going to start PMing @Mr_bogey for boobs.

I’d get a similar level of success PMing both for boobies, so it’s fine that the avatars are the same for me.

 

[BrendaBear]

You cannot see that the member could not see the post because the member is on fake ignore

https://media1.tenor.com/m/Q9Ij3Ee0r0AAAAAC/what.gif

 

[Bry1313]

The things I do for votes...

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Vote Brythirthirthirthir

 

[Mrtenant]

Does it ever close?

I'm trying like he'll to find the innuendo in that.

But no, not ever. The dungeon is always open.

 

[Mrtenant]

Also I leave for 2 hours and this place turns into absolute chaos … what the actual fuck people?!!!

Well, chaos happens. So says the Lord.

 

[BrendaBear]

...The dungeon is always open.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/o_Qx_-ZQpscAAAAC/ohreallydarling-yourekidding.gif

 

[Mrtenant]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/o_Qx_-ZQpscAAAAC/ohreallydarling-yourekidding.gif

Brenda? You fuggin know this!

https://y.yarn.co/a26d59d6-d29b-4782-9afd-fa6f74f30b05_text.gif

 

[BrendaBear]

Brenda? You fuggin know this!

https://media1.tenor.com/m/4sIrF_4H5-4AAAAC/just-checking.gif

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good night fuckers...
You have tomorrow to convince me of your level of shenanigans and sexy so that I know how to post my vote....
Bribes shall not be of value....

 

[FlyingThruLife]

Good night fuckers...
You have tomorrow to convince me of your level of shenanigans and sexy so that I know how to post my vote....
Bribes shall not be of value....

Wishing you sweet and sultry dreams

 

[BrendaBear]

Wishing you sweet and sultry dreams

Oh oh! I want in on that! I could use some of those!

 

[FlyingThruLife]

Oh oh! I want in on that! I could use some of those!

In that case, I wish you some incredibly steamy and sultry dreams. May the sex, and the shenanigans flow through your mind tonight.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Good night fuckers...
You have tomorrow to convince me of your level of shenanigans and sexy so that I know how to post my vote....
Bribes shall not be of value....

Good night, love.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Reallllllllllllly? Without panties would get my vote. Let's see it.

my inbox is open, for convenience

Hey! I thought we already had your vote... You did click the links

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

To be fair, I do mix it up --- sometimes I request an invitation. You have to admit, having a referee isn't a horrible idea.

Denied. Banned.
Women never need men referees

 

[Mrtenant]

Hey! I thought we already had your vote... You did click the links

It was a lamp!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

It was a lamp!

You mean two lamps? I'm beginning to think you didn't actually click

 

[drobert44]

Denied. Banned.
Women never need men referees

Let the women make the rules..

 

[Mrtenant]

You mean two lamps? I'm beginning to think you didn't actually click

I clicked alright. Not afraid of clicking links like some people.

 

[Mrtenant]

Let the women make the rules..

What?

Embrace the patriarchy. It is your heritage.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Not to argue... But have you met @Mr_bogey ?

Sure, @Mr_bogey ‘s thirst is undeniable, but @Bry1313 had a shark avatar when I rejoined Lit, so to me, he will always be the thirstiest fucking shark in the ocean

In a world of OrdinaryPerson’s and Bogey’s how is this still possible?

@OrdinaryPerson had a seal avatar when I rejoined, so she can be the thirstiest seal in the ocean IDK what thirsty water creature Bogey wants to be

@Kitty_so_frisky @lavendersilk @dawn_of_night

Sir, that is eligible for a reaction, but as it is not a strawberry-flavored *cock,* it is not exchangeable for 25% credit towards a friendly vag repost. We are currently at 0% credit

I have voted for myself for President several times over the years.

And I voted myself Mayor of Unincorporated East Vancouver about 15 years ago and have never lost that position yet. I put it on a business card.

Vancouver, WA? The guy I was [it’s complicated] around this time last year lives there!

**bump



ALSO REMEMBER YOU CAN NOMINATE UP TO 3 posters IN EACH CATEGORY

Wait, seriously?! Shit. Was that originally posted in the rules this morning? Pretty sure I nominated more than 3 in a few categories, and they’re listed in alphabetical order, not order of preference

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

*Turns the page…*

Sorry I forgot to include it in the original post.

A-ha! Sooooo…if I voted before you posted the limit of 3, does that mean all my votes count? ‘Twould only be fair

 

[UnquietDreams]

Sir, that is eligible for a reaction, but as it is not a strawberry-flavored *cock,* it is not exchangeable for 25% credit towards a friendly vag repost. We are currently at 0% credit

It was an offer, not a barter, love.

Vancouver, WA? The guy I was [it’s complicated] around this time last year lives there!

Yep, moved here for tax purposes. If you want to get complicated with someone in Vancouver, I'm here for you....

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Wait other than Bogey - did anyone vote for themselves?? Just out of curiosity.

Cuz I didn't. But... there were some *obvious* choices.

Ok fine... I'll just ask. Who nominated me and for what?

Hmmm…I don’t think I nominated myself for anything this time around. My presence here has been too inconsistent the last couple months. I did nominate you for (unspecified stuff) though!

Were we supposed to nominate or vote??? Uh-oh...

I think they're the same thing? Lol. As long as @crazychemgirl has whatever you want to call them - I don't think it matters. Lol

But also, what the fuck do I know?

Yeah, same thing here

First of all, I have yet to vote.

I also have yet to kiss the ass of our gracious host and unbribable voter counter (or call her daddy - shameless pandering)

I also understand the rules and realize that the winners will not be announced til everyone has been given a proper chance to vote.

Now, I realize I have not been as present for some of the last 1500-2000 or so pages as I was early on due to prior commitments/engagements (and a month plus of break neck pace filled with gibberish).

As I wish to get the voting correct, my PMs are open to make your case for my vote. I think I'm particularly uninformed in the "friendliest vag" and "caused the most boners" categories. Anyone who wishes to refresh my memory or make their case, well, I will give your PM careful consideration. Examples in picture form are always appreciated.

I have a reputation as an excellent listener and for any other questions, please see the avatar lit chose as fitting for me.

Thank you and good luck.

That is a dirty lie, you saw how friendly mine was when you PMed because you missed the timed post You kinda HAVE to vote for me for friendliest vag now.

Anyone who clicks this link must write in Indie and @OrdinaryPerson for best couple.

#Indie&OP5000

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