Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

I tried that last time and all I got cartoon boobs from Tig.

We should all be so lucky this time around.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

What are we looking at there? I never understood abstracts.

Just two girls playing together.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Just two girls playing together.

 

[Amanda330]

Wow, AI has a really high opinion of you. Did you flash chatgpt?

Wouldn't you like to know?

 

[Mrtenant]

Just two girls playing together.

I'm prolly gonna need some broader context. I don't see it. Wide screen? Video?

 

[Bry1313]

Anyone who clicks this link must write in Indie and @OrdinaryPerson for best couple.

#Indie&OP5000

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I'm prolly gonna need some broader context. I don't see it. Wide screen? Video?

OP is on top. I'm on bottom.

 

[Bry1313]

What are we looking at there? I never understood abstracts.

You and I need to have “the talk”, don’t we

 

[Mrtenant]

OP is on top. I'm on bottom.

On top of what? Who? You? Now I'm really confused.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Wouldn't you like to know?

I'm not sure I do.

 

[Mrtenant]

You and I need to have “the talk”, don’t we

That talk about driving the speed limit and using turn signals and shit?



Shhhush....this is getting better by the moment.

 

[Amanda330]

First of all, I have yet to vote.

I also have yet to kiss the ass of our gracious host and unbribable voter counter (or call her daddy - shameless pandering)

I also understand the rules and realize that the winners will not be announced til everyone has been given a proper chance to vote.

Now, I realize I have not been as present for some of the last 1500-2000 or so pages as I was early on due to prior commitments/engagements (and a month plus of break neck pace filled with gibberish).

As I wish to get the voting correct, my PMs are open to make your case for my vote. I think I'm particularly uninformed in the "friendliest vag" and "caused the most boners" categories. Anyone who wishes to refresh my memory or make their case, well, I will give your PM careful consideration. Examples in picture form are always appreciated.

I have a reputation as an excellent listener and for any other questions, please see the avatar lit chose as fitting for me.

Thank you and good luck.

https://media4.giphy.com/media/148x4ezZxvpIeA/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952eje2rlgmr8dgsx4uaqbgclplz8c6n8bn1t4bc92v&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g
It's ok baby. Here's some water to quench your thirst for friendly vag.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

On top of what? Who? You? Now I'm really confused.

Are we looking at the same picture?

 

[Mrtenant]

Are we looking at the same picture?

Just send boobs. I can't figure it out.

 

[CuriousRick]

Anyone who clicks this link must write in Indie and @OrdinaryPerson for best couple.

#Indie&OP5000

Lovely pic

 

[dawn_of_night]

Just gonna endorse how important it is to make your voice heard. Please Vote

Uhm.

 

[hotoldrguy]

https://y.yarn.co/8381bcd4-1091-43c1-a621-6191bc12c99e_text.gif

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Just send boobs. I can't figure it out.

Tell me you haven't seen crotchless panties without telling me you haven't seen crotchless panties

 

[Bry1313]

This is why I love you.

In the first addition of these awards, they were nominations. Normal humans assumed the list would be trimmed to a few candidates and voting would commence. What happened? Fucking Canadians happened is what. Somehow nominations turned into voting and I got saddled with an unjust award and have been fighting that reputation ever since.

Post in thread 'Sex & Shenanigans'
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/sex-shenanigans.1589110/post-99199375

 

[UnquietDreams]

Anyone who clicks this link must write in Indie and @OrdinaryPerson for best couple.

#Indie&OP5000

 

[Mrtenant]

Tell me you haven't seen crotchless panties without telling me you haven't seen crotchless panties

That wasn't some version of the whole optical illusion lamp shade pic?

https://img.ifunny.co/images/af1b1d8b05c6e9b771d6c8c5d646cb15a0a09546a59d4273790109715508fc18_1.webp

 

[UnquietDreams]

I cast a ballot or two for the winner winner chicken dinner

Shamefully, you don't see that as a lyric near enough.

 

[StillRain]

The deeper you go, the less the fish look like fish

That’s not what she said.

 

[hotoldrguy]

OP is on top. I'm on bottom.

when the main attractions are covered by those blue thingies, it gets a bit confusing

 

[vagrantx]

when the main attractions are covered by those blue thingies, it gets a bit confusing

"those blue things" are the greatest toys ever invented