Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

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New Dan Brown book?

 

[Lmizzler]

5: GO fucking blind from staring into the fucking sun for fucking hours.

Ok, now I take back what I said @crazychemgirl
I’m not going blind from staring into the sun. I’m doing it one of 2 ways….
1. Getting old
2. Too much playing with myself

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I’m stacking you guys with memes cuz I’ll likely be AWOL most of the day …. I have H2S training today.

H2S? Is that like H2O but with sulfur? Is that some kind of weird, satanic demonjuice?

 

[hotcpu]

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Here I am yall …. Saving your life

Have used this for years out hiking ... pretty darn accurate

 

[crazychemgirl]

H2S? Is that like H2O but with sulfur? Is that some kind of weird, satanic demonjuice?

Hydrogen sulfide

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok, now I take back what I said @crazychemgirl
I’m not going blind from staring into the sun. I’m doing it one of 2 ways….
1. Getting old
2. Too much playing with myself

Can confirm from the summer of porn …. You will not go blind from too much masturbating but I did discover there is such a thing as too much porn.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Can confirm from the summer of porn …. You will not go blind from too much masturbating but I did discover there is such a thing as too much porn.

Can we discuss how you discovered this?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

there is such a thing as too much porn.

Lies.

 

[vagrantx]

I did discover there is such a thing as too much porn.

Huh? I have yet to find such a limit. Maybe once you run out of disk space? (is it still called disk space if you have an SSD??) What do you consider too much?

 

[Lmizzler]

Can confirm from the summer of porn …. You will not go blind from too much masturbating but I did discover there is such a thing as too much porn.

There is a clearly a story that needs told here.
Spill it!

 

[Bry1313]

Huh? I have yet to find such a limit. Maybe once you run out of disk space? (is it still called disk space if you have an SSD??) What do you consider too much?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/A0TIKT1W0JAAAAAC/keep-going.gif

 

[dawn_of_night]

For you? Absolutely.

For me too???

 

[Bry1313]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[lavendersilk]

For me too???

Always.

 

[dawn_of_night]

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They taste so much better when they're smaller

 

[dawn_of_night]

I don’t doubt Lavender’s supreme sexiness - but slicing weeds?!

A woman that can use her hands, brains, and independence is sexy....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good morning fuckers.... this is my brain today.

 

[vagrantx]

On the topic of porn; have y'all ever eaten someone out (/blown) while they're watching porn? It's like the hottest thing ever. Hand them their phone, tell 'em to find their favorite video, then crawl beneath the covers...

 

[dawn_of_night]

On the topic of porn; have y'all ever eaten someone out (/blown) while they're watching porn? It's like the hottest thing ever. Hand them their phone, tell 'em to find their favorite video, then crawl beneath the covers...

So.... Watching porn together for mutual masturbation.... Similar but different

 

[vagrantx]

So.... Watching porn together for mutual masturbation.... Similar but different

Also very fun, but missing that feeling of complete servitude

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Ok people …

Least favourite and Favourite word for yours and your preferred partners sexy bits

I'm pretty fond of cunt, cock, breasts, ass, and asshole.

I don't like any cutesy or weird nicknames for body parts lol.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm pretty fond of cunt, cock, breasts, ass, and asshole.

So I’ve heard.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

So I’ve heard.

Word gets around lol