Sex & Shenanigans

[Mrtenant]

are birthday boobs still a thing here? AFAF... well actually for me.

Happy Bday!

 

[Mrtenant]

Happy birthday!!! I hope you have the very best day! @hotoldrguy

I think my birthday's next week.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh, I thought we were "clicky." I thought my knees were at fault! I have been blaming myself for all the drama...

Man, hooked on phonics had so many unforeseen side effects.

 

[BrendaBear]

Man, hooked on phonics had so many unforeseen side effects.

The derivative product was much better.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/I3rjwoJwaIgAAAAC/phonics-hooked.gif

Just sayin’

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

The derivative product was much better.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/I3rjwoJwaIgAAAAC/phonics-hooked.gif

Once you monkey you never uhmmm get…errr…funky.

 

[Mrtenant]

Man, hooked on phonics had so many unforeseen side effects.

So manee peepul cant read or spell now. Kinda dum ideuh afterall

 

[morelikeasong]

Goddammit why are you such a sexy motherfucker?

https://media.tenor.com/jTbhXAjtfxkAAAAe/floreyonce-lady-gaga.png

 

[BrendaBear]

So manee peepul cant read or spell now. Kinda dum ideuh afterall

Trying to read that made my head hurt.

I can’t imagine typing that… did you need a stiff drink?

 

[Amanda330]

And also you too?

https://media0.giphy.com/media/3LW4ptO02sgTK/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952etiqbgcp0u9k3r52sbavt7unraa3evpgrmfw744j&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

https://media.tenor.com/jTbhXAjtfxkAAAAe/floreyonce-lady-gaga.png

It’s nature AND nurture baby!

 

[morelikeasong]

It’s nature AND nurture baby!

Oh, right… the daddy issues

 

[Mrtenant]

Trying to read that made my head hurt.

I can’t imagine typing that… did you need a stiff drink?

Omg! You have no idea! I had to fight my auto-correct the whole way. Eventually, it got so wore out, it keeled over and died with a whimper.

I'm drinking a toast to it's demise. Yes.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh, right… the daddy issues

I was saying you got some agency in how awesome you are too. But I mean…yeah that other thing…

 

[BrendaBear]

Omg! You have no idea! I had to fight my auto-correct the whole way. Eventually, it got so wore out, it keeled over and died with a whimper.

I'm drinking a toast to it's demise. Yes.

We’ve talked about this before! If you had used the leather cuffs, she would have understood better.

Clearly auto-correct is female, right?

 

[morelikeasong]

I was saying you got some agency in how awesome you are too

Oh, right… what he said

 

[MindYaBitness]

@hotoldrguy Feliz Cumpleaños

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

@hotoldrguy Feliz Cumpleaños

Is it Wednesday already?

Also, dayum.

 

[hotoldrguy]

@hotoldrguy Feliz Cumpleaños

Gracias hermosa!

 

[positiveflirt]

Ok, whose birthday can it be tomorrow?

 

[InterestedBlonde]

Welcome to Lit. We are all pants optional here. Except for @crazychemgirl . She is pretty straight-laced. Restroom is down the hall and to the right. The pool is open, jump on in any time. We are doing an all nude all female Foosball tournament later this evening. It's kinda mandatory.

Hope you stay awhile. There's lots of good folks here.

Thank you for the very nice welcome as well as the helpful hints!

And also apparently, Happy Birthday to @hotoldrguy!

 

[lavendersilk]

Sez you. I hear we’re very cliquey.

Can I join this clique of clicky clicks?

 

[LupineOne]

Oof. Lots of walking, lots of sun, and lots of drinking this weekend…and apparently there’s nude shenanigans coming later?

Cool.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Can I join this clique of clicky clicks?

Yes. They click nicely...

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[BrendaBear]

Can I join this clique of clicky clicks?

What? Join it? You’re in it sister whether you like it or not.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Can I join this clique of clicky clicks?

Yes.