SalaciousMonkey22
Too sexy for an AV🔥
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Not everyone’s on Kitty’s level.I can’t catch up even overnight.
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Not everyone’s on Kitty’s level.I can’t catch up even overnight.
FIFYNo one is on Kitty’s level.
Not everyone’s on Kitty’s level.
Kitty isn’t even on Kitty’s level these days!FIFY
Good morning, sweetheart.Good morning fuckers
Let the fuck fuckery begin
We need to start a club. I nominate you president.I barely slept last night. The intrusive thoughts were extra horrible, the nightmares extra nightmarish. Today is gonna suck. Time to get up and go to work.
Sending hugs and love and LOTS of 20sJust settling in for an afternoon at D&D. Maybe a day of cutting the heads off some drow will pull me out of this funk and fog.
I love cattitude…I just walked into my closet and found my cat mid crotch lick...leg hiked high in the air. She glared at me as if to say, "nothing to see here. Close the door in your way out."
Was it about feline self love? Because that's my reality right now. I am yelling through the closed door she doesn't have to stay in the closet.Last night I woke up to a dream where I was …
Oh shit … I forgot.
I remembered when I first woke up … then life got in the way.
All I remember is that it was WEIRD AF ..
I blame the edibles.
Two paths to being legendary: nat 20 and nat 1...Sending hugs and love and LOTS of 20s
Cats give zero fucks.Was it about feline self love? Because that's my reality right now. I am yelling through the closed door she doesn't have to stay in the closet.
Same! But I remember mine. I'm a little weirded out, but I'm trying not to feel too weird over something my subconscious mind made upLast night I woke up to a dream where I was …
Oh shit … I forgot.
I remembered when I first woke up … then life got in the way.
All I remember is that it was WEIRD AF ..
I blame the edibles.
As I was reading that, I was thinking sounds like me…Cats give zero fucks.
They will flaunt their wiggly fuzzy cat parts all around you.
They will look you dead in the eye while being an asshole.
They will sleep for hours and hours … and then some more hours.
Maybe I’m actually a cat.
One of the worst fights I ever had with my ex was over something she dreamed I did.Same! But I remember mine. I'm a little weirded out, but I'm trying not to feel too weird over something my subconscious mind made up
Luckily, I've never had that situationOne of the worst fights I ever had with my ex was over something she dreamed I did.
Bruuuuhhh....I HATE THAT. Like wtaf lady? I don't even know Pamela's number....well fuck.One of the worst fights I ever had with my ex was over something she dreamed I did.
I am the hopeless romantic, I always want it to work out… but fighting over something she dreamed about? You are very wise to call her “ex”.One of the worst fights I ever had with my ex was over something she dreamed I did.
All the best people are catsCats give zero fucks.
They will flaunt their wiggly fuzzy cat parts all around you.
They will look you dead in the eye while being an asshole.
They will sleep for hours and hours … and then some more hours.
Maybe I’m actually a cat.
I laughed, but I love this also. So many emotions in one story...We need to start a club. I nominate you president.
Slept okay, but dreamed a lot. I have vivid dreams and often remember them which can be a blessing and a bane. A couple nightmares, being stalked being last night's theme. Other dreams, which aren't always better. No sexy dreams to balance out, but I did dream of making dinner for a Litster over wine and music. I know you are all wondering, so I'll tell you: spaghetti and meat sauce, and Vivaldi.