Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Are you sure? I have heard they are vicious while they are fucking. Interrupting them just makes them move violent.

Well, when I see two loot crates fucking, I be more likely to Eldritch Blast them. Sort of a give away....

 

[UnquietDreams]

That's what Frieren thought, too!

https://media1.tenor.com/m/NSqnTvyDe8wAAAAC/frieren-mimic.gif

Witch Sight! Eldritch blast! Seriously....

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Just the tip?

Only to build anticipation. Otherwise I want the whole thing

I don’t like eating them. Unless they are magic in which case I’ll choke them down. Aesthetically, I love them

I’m a sucker for whimsical but functional kitchen things.

 

[BrendaBear]

Well, when I see two loot crates fucking, I be more likely to Eldritch Blast them. Sort of a give away....

The parts of that I understood…

I still suspect that some of you fancy, educated, reading folk just make words up to see if the rest of us notice.

It is just a theory I have.

No case work or anything yet….


*I’ll see myself out… again…*

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Only to build anticipation. Otherwise I want the whole thing

Ma’am! I hardly know you!

But…I mean…

 

[lavendersilk]

Only to build anticipation. Otherwise I want the whole thing



I’m a sucker for whimsical but functional kitchen things.
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I want.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I'm not an expert but, I didn't know mushroom tops went that way....

Is that a package option or standard ?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I want.

The whole thing or the fairy mushroom funnel?

 

[lavendersilk]

The whole thing or the fairy mushroom funnel?

Is the half lime available?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Is the half lime available?

I have two of three currently in my kitchen

 

[UnquietDreams]

Only to build anticipation. Otherwise I want the whole thing



I’m a sucker for whimsical but functional kitchen things.
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I am both whimsical and functional in the kitchen. Just saying...

 

[HarryHill]

I am both whimsical and functional in the kitchen. Just saying...

As you should be Chef.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I am both whimsical and functional in the kitchen. Just saying...

Dear, I think you spelled bedroom wrong???

 

[UnquietDreams]

Dear, I think you spelled bedroom wrong???

Well, there too...

 

[morelikeasong]

Choke huh?

As if anyone is surprised…

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

As if anyone is surprised…

This isn’t my surprised face.

 

[BrendaBear]

This isn’t my surprised face.

Right - but this is:
https://media1.tenor.com/m/MZmTxMvTXNUAAAAd/monkey-shocked.gif

 

[vagrantx]

This is the funniest shit I've seen in ages, I'm wheezing

 

[dawn_of_night]

Choke huh?

On a mushroom?

 

[UnquietDreams]

As if anyone is surprised…

 

[dawn_of_night]

Well, there too...

Please,.let there be time in my young life to find out....

 

[lavendersilk]

This is the funniest shit I've seen in ages, I'm wheezing

I love that shit!

 

[MindYaBitness]

This is the funniest shit I've seen in ages, I'm wheezing

My grandma said that the night Elvis Presley debuted on the Ed Sullivan Show, she got a call from her mother in law saying "you'd better turn the television on real quick! There's a really neat guy with moves you can't miss!"

 

[LupineOne]

Classic and expensive cars, and a martini. I think Capone would’ve approved.
It was a good day. Cheers!

 

[Mikkel22]

Fantastic car, you should be very proud