Females who masturbate

[miriaminmovies]

At least twice a day

Those are rookie numbers!! lol. JK - that sounds about right.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Nothing too unique...beer bottle... banana.. cucumber...

 

[miriaminmovies]

Nothing too unique...beer bottle... banana.. cucumber...

Which do you like best, and why?

 

[kathyisgr65]

Which do you like best, and why?

Cucumber

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Cucumber

You like the ones with lots of bumps?

 

[kathyisgr65]

You like the ones with lots of bumps?

Yes...

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Yes...

Too bad men don't have those bumps!!
The cucumber seems better designed for female anatomy than the penis.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Too bad men don't have those bumps!!
The cucumber seems better designed for female anatomy than the penis.

Right...I'm gonna call God and have a discussion..cuz I have him on speed dial right before my bondsman

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Right...I'm gonna call God and have a discussion..cuz I have him on speed dial right before my bondsman

You should ask Her to help you out with the bond, too.

 

[kathyisgr65]

You should ask Her to help you out with the bond, too.

That's why before..I pray and if that doesn't work I call my bondsman

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

That's why before..I pray and if that doesn't work I call my bondsman

I"m going to take my dog for a walk before the heat comes back.
When I get back, I'll check for the bumps.
If they show up, I'll know never to fuck with you again.

 

[kathyisgr65]

I"m going to take my dog for a walk before the heat comes back.
When I get back, I'll check for the bumps.
If they show up, I'll know never to fuck with you again.

Good luck with that..

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Good luck with that..

Still not bumps.
I still think it is capable of hitting the right spots, but probably not as well as a cucumber.

As for the heat
well
I was too late. Sun came back out.
But I'm sure its not as hot as Kansas.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Still not bumps.
I still think it is capable of hitting the right spots, but probably not as well as a cucumber.

As for the heat
well
I was too late. Sun came back out.
But I'm sure its not as hot as Kansas.

It's fuckin hot...I'm melting.. so if u have fina words say them now

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

It's fuckin hot...I'm melting.. so if u have fina words say them now

It may be fuckin hot
But
Is it too hot to fuck?

 

[kathyisgr65]

It may be fuckin hot
But
Is it too hot to fuck?

Yes

 

[falkor207]

What a fun thread. Thanks to all the ladies who shared their experiences

 

[Luv2bnaked4u]

I had finished off ( with help) a bottle of Merlot. I like the shape of the neck and I started fucking it. After I pulled it out I noticed a wet spot on the sheets but it was all red. I thought I had somehow cut myself. But couldn’t feel any sharp edges on the bottle
After a little panic I realized that it was just some of the wine still in the bottle. Disaster averted! Whew

 

[Wildfly11]

Nothing too unique...beer bottle... banana.. cucumber...

Sounds like tools to get the job done

 

[Wildfly11]

I had finished off ( with help) a bottle of Merlot. I like the shape of the neck and I started fucking it. After I pulled it out I noticed a wet spot on the sheets but it was all red. I thought I had somehow cut myself. But couldn’t feel any sharp edges on the bottle
After a little panic I realized that it was just some of the wine still in the bottle. Disaster averted! Whew

A little panic..thinking how will I explain how I got this cut inside lol

 

[Sarge9mm]

Ok, guess I'll go. Lol. Cucumber w/ condom on it.

That was our go to until started getting a toy collection

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

A PlayStation controller … or so I’ve heard … .

 

[NaughtyPartyGirl]

I lost my cherry to a hairbrush.

https://target.scene7.com/is/image/Target/GUEST_cab75a95-85ea-4c70-8e6b-6faff816483d?wid=488&hei=488&fmt=pjpeg

 

[Commodore69]

Growing up, I found an old football game at a yard sale. The little runners were always running in the wrong direction, but that vibrating activator always rubbed me the right way!

So you scored every time?

 

[Commodore69]

I've used an electrical toothbrush, but the detachable shower head is my favorite...

My fiancé’s favorite toy to get herself off (despite having several actual vibrators and dildos that I’ve purchased for her or we’ve purchased together) was an electric toothbrush (without the brush) for a number of years before it finally broke. She said it was just the right shape and hit the perfect speeds for her. Since we are in a long distance relationship, she would send me videos now and then of her cumming with it. Incredibly erotic watching your partner masterbate.